Mr. Creosote Quotes in The Meaning of Life (1983)
Mr. Creosote Quotes:
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Maitre d': Good evening sir and how are we today?
Mr. Creosote: Better.
Maitre d': Better?
Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.
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Maitre d': Et maintenant, would monsieur care for an aperitif, or would he prefer to order straightaway? Today, we have for appetizers - excuse me - uh, moules marinières, pâte de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tarte de poireaux - that's leek tart - frogs legs amandine or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd - C'est à dire, little quails' eggs on a bed of pureed mushrooms. It's very delicate, very succulent.
Mr. Creosote: I'll have the lot.
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Maitre d': Bon, and the usual brown ales?
Mr. Creosote: Yeah. No wait a minute... I think I can only manage six crates today.
-- Mr. Creosote
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Characters on The Meaning of Life (1983)
- New Mother
- Obstretrician
- Lady Presenter
- Man in Pink
- Harry Blackitt
- Mrs. Blackitt
- Exec #1
- Exec #2
- Exec #3
- Exec #4
- Exec #5
- Pupils
- Wymer
- Pupil
- Distraught Male Voice
- Distraught Female Voice
- More Distraught Voices
- Zulu War Soldier
- Hospital Administrator
- Obstetrician
- Dr. Spenser
- Paitent
- Strange Man
- Ainsworth
- Dr. Livingstone
- Perkins
- Maria the cleaning woman
- Mrs. Hendy
- Mr. Hendy
- Pakenham
- Wife of Guest #4
- Fish # 5