Mr. Buxton Quotes in Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

Mr. Buxton: [after Pee-wee and Francis wrestle in the bathtub and Pee-wee is trying to open a window] Pee-wee, Pee-wee! What is going on here?

Pee-wee Herman: He's a thief! He stole my bike!

Francis: You liar! I swear I didn't do it, Dad!

Mr. Buxton: Pee-wee, this is a serious accusation. Do you have any proof?

Pee-wee Herman: Well, not exactly.

Mr. Buxton: Pee-wee, the Buxtons are not thieves. Just look at him.

[Francis gives a sad puppy face]

Mr. Buxton: He couldn't have stolen your bike. He hasn't left this house since yesterday. We've been setting up Francis' birthday plans all day.

Pee-wee Herman: Gee, I guess I was wrong. We don't have to involve the authorities in this matter, do we, Mr. Buxton? It was an honest mistake, and I'm very sorry.

Mr. Buxton: Well... I still think you should apologise to Francis, and then I want to see the two of you shake hands.

Pee-wee Herman: I'm sorry, Francis.

[Shakes his hand, and reaches for his trick gum]

Pee-wee Herman: Here, would you care for some gum?

[Francis takes a piece of trick gum]

Pee-wee Herman: Would you like some, Mr. Buxton?

Mr. Buxton: Oh, thank you.

Pee-wee Herman: Spearmint or fruit?

Mr. Buxton: Uh, fruit please.

[Takes a piece of trick gum]

Pee-wee Herman: [leaving] Well... goodbye!

Mr. Buxton: Goodbye.

Francis: You do believe me, don't you, Dad?

[as Francis chews the spearmint trick gum, the saliva in his mouth turns black. Mr Buxton screams as he realizes his own fruit trick gum is spicy]