Mr. Beefy Quotes in Little Nicky (2000)

Mr. Beefy: Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street, but *you* gotta use a toilet.

Mr. Beefy: You love acting, I love pissing.

Mr. Beefy: [shoots an arrow out of his penis and hits Adrian] Now that hurt the both of us.

Todd: You know, this cake tastes kind of funny.

John: Oh yeah, I dumped a fat sack of reefer into the mix. I thought I'd spice up the batch.

Mr. Beefy: Really?

Nicky: What's Reefer?

Mr. Beefy: About five Hundred bucks an ounce.

Mr. Beefy: You changed a Coke into a Pepsi?

Mr. Beefy: Yeah I had a weak back... about a week back! Ahahahaha!

Nicky: [after being told he needs to die] I'll just go to Heaven!

Mr. Beefy: Not if you do something bad right before you die!

Townie: I know! Cover Winkler in bees! You can do it!

Nicky: [sees Winkler covered with bee stings] Sorry, Henry!