Mox Quotes in Varsity Blues (1999)

Mox: Playing football at West Canaan may have been the opportunity of your lifetime, but I don't want your life!

Charlie Tweeder: Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.

Mox: What?

Charlie Tweeder: Listen. You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.

Mox: [laughing]

Charlie Tweeder: [emphatically] It's nice.

Mox: Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?

Charlie Tweeder: [not paying attention] I don't know.

Charlie Tweeder: [looks into his jockstrap] The fuck is that?

Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog.

Mox: I think it's a pig.

Billy Bob: Yeah.

Mox: [after Kilmer left the locker room after choking Moxon] Before this game started, Kilmer said "48 minutes for the next 48 years of your life". I say "fuck that". All right? Fuck that. Let's go out there, and we play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes, and we leave it all out on the field. We have the rest of our lives to be mediocre, but we have the opportunity to play like gods for the next half of football.

Charlie Tweeder: Hey you wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance?

[Tweeder dances]

Charlie Tweeder: You know what it's called?

Mox: What?

Charlie Tweeder: The New Tweeder End Zone Dance.

Mox: In America, we have laws. Laws against killing, laws against stealing. And it is just accepted that as a member of American society, you will live by these laws. In West Canaan, Texas, there is another society which has it's own laws. Football is a way of life.

Coach Bud Kilmer: [to the trainer, at halftime in the trainer's room, with Wendell on the table] Give him the shot!

Mox: If you give him that shot, you can find yourself another fucking quarterback.

Coach Bud Kilmer: You about ready to lose that scholarship, boy?

Mox: If it keeps that needle out of his leg? Absolutely.

Coach Bud Kilmer: Good.

Mox: Fuck it, I'm out.

Mox: I'm a good boy. I've always been good. What's my upside to being good?

[looks at at box of condoms]

Mox: I mean I'm 18 years old, it's not like I'm married to her. She invited me over. I'm just being polite, right Kyle?

[pause]

Mox: Kyle?

Kyle: I only answer to one name. I am the Great and Honorable Al-Ali Akbar Shabaz Da.

Mox: That's a bunch of names.

Kyle: But there is only one god. All praise be to Allah.

Mox: Yeah. Well, would Allah nail Darcy if he had the chance? I think so.

Mox: We can't be afraid to lose. There's no room for fear in this game!