Mover Quotes in Happy Gilmore (1996)

Mover: I'll tell you what, you hit a ball past my ball, and we'll go straight back to work so you can watch your precious hockey game.

Happy Gilmore: Give me the stupid club.

[approaches the ball on the tee]

Happy Gilmore: [judging the club] Look at this stupid thing.

Mover: This is going to be hilarious. I mean, look how he's standing.

Happy Gilmore: [sarcastically] Yeah you like that?

[Happy hits the ball, hits the window to the house at the end of the street]

Mover: Holy shit.

Happy Gilmore: Go back to work.

Mover: That house is like four hundred yards away.

Happy Gilmore: Is that good?

Mover: That's unbelieveable.

Mover: Beginner's luck. Twenty bucks says you can't do it again.

Happy Gilmore: Bring it on.

[Happy hits the ball in the same direction]

Distant neighbor: You boys are going to pay for that! *clunk* AHH!

Mover: You hit that guy.

Happy Gilmore: He shouldn't have been standing there.

Mover: One more time, double or nothing.

Happy Gilmore: You better pay up.

[Happy hits the ball, ball hits a woman on the roof of the same house, falls off]

Happy Gilmore: Oops. All right, maybe we should get back inside.

[Steadman arrives, running, at his office to find furniture movers moving out all his furniture]

Frank Stedman: What the hell are you doing?

[Frank leaps up onto the couch carried by two movers]

Frank Stedman, Mover: We are not the source...

Frank Stedman: [beating on the couch] Pit it back! Put it all back! Down! Down, down, down, down, down, down.

Mover: [indicating his clipboard] All I know is what's on the work order.

Frank Stedman: Why are you doin' this? Who told you to do this to me?

Mover: Someone said the guy who was in here died.

Frank Stedman: Died? *Died*? Do I look dead, huh? What the hell do you mean, "died"?

[Frank grabs Jack standing nearby]

Frank Stedman: Do I?

Jack Issel: Uh... not to me, sir.

Stedman's Secretary: This is Jack Issel, sir.

Frank Stedman: [pushes between] Out of my frickin' way!

Max Landsberger: [smiling] Good morning, Frank.

[Frank shoves Max hard on the shoulder knocking him against the wall as he storms past]

Mover: Sixty-three years, I live in one place - the house of my body. Move in when I born, move out when I die... People, they always move. They never stand still. They move from here, from there and move, and move all the time.

[first lines]

Steven: She may be a few minutes late. Will you please wait for her?

Mover: Yes sir.

Mover: Thank you.