Mouth Quotes in The Goonies (1985)

[Mouth is "translating" Mrs. Walsh's instructions for Rosalita]

Irene Walsh: Pants and shirts go in the... oh, forget about it. Just throw everything into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you really translate all that?

Mouth: For sure, Mrs. Walsh.

Mouth: [in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.

Irene Walsh: Now, Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. I guess that's why it's always open.

Mouth: [in Spanish] Translation - never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's *sexual torture devices*.

Irene Walsh: [to Rosalita] This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need - brooms, dust pans, insect spray... I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?

Mouth: ["translating" to Rosalita] If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.

Irene Walsh: [to Mouth] You are so fluent in Spanish. That was so nice of you.

Mouth: "Nice" is my middle name, Mrs. Walsh.

Brandon Walsh: [Rosalita screaming in spanish] What's she saying Mouth? Translate.

Mouth: No pen. No write. No sign!

Mikey: No dad don't sign it!

[Rosalita runs over to Mrs Walsh and pulls out her hand and empties Mikey's marble bag]

Mikey: Dad! Dad! It's my marble bag. The Fratelis forgot to check it. I emptied out all of my marbles and put the jewels in. We don't have to leave the boon docks!

Irving Walsh: [ripping up the foreclosure document] They'll be no more signing today or ever again.

[cheering]

Chunk: [Data comes flying into the house knocking over everyone and Chunk grabs the statue of Michaelangelo's David] Hey! I bet you guys think I was going to drop it huh? I know you would think that from good ol Chunk

[Places the statue on the table and it falls off]

Brandon Walsh: You Idiot!

Mikey: Oh my god!

[runs over and picks up the statue]

Chunk: Look look! It's not broken. It's perfect! Ha ha!

Mikey: [sees that the statue's penis has broken off] Oh my GOD! That's my mom's most favorite piece!

[tries to put it back on]

Chunk: Oh my god.

Mouth: You wouldn't be here if it wasn't.

Mikey: Shut up Mouth!

Brandon Walsh: Shut up Mouth.

Stef: You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.

Mouth: Yeah and you looks are kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up.

Mouth: [examining coins in the well] President Lincoln... George Washington... Martin Sheen...

Stef: Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot!

Mouth: Well, same difference. I mean, he played Kennedy once.

Mama Fratelli: [to Mouth] You're so quiet all of a sudden you're the one they call "Mouth" aren't you?

Mouth: [mumbling] Mmm mm!

Mama Fratelli: [Mama Fratelli proceeds to pull a very long pearl necklace out of Mouth's mouth] Oh my god! OH MY GOD! Is that all?

Mouth: [mumbles] Mmm hmm.

[Mama Frateli smacks Mouth on the back of his head and he spits out the rest of his share of the jewels]

Mouth: Is this supposed to be water?

Mama Fratelli: It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!

[Brand and Andy are about to kiss after falling down]

Chunk: Shame, shame!

Data: I know your name!

Mouth: Come on, Brand! Slip her the tongue!

Stef: Oh, that's disgusting. Now I can't even look.

Mouth: C'mon Mikey, give me a lickery kiss!

Richard 'Data' Wang: Hey I've got a great idea you guys! Slick shoes!

Mikey, Mouth: [together] Slick shoes? ARE YOU CRAZY?

Andy: DATA!

Francis Fratelli: [Jake tries to push Francis over the log] DON'T PUSH JAKE!

Jake Fratelli: I'm not pushing Francis now hurry up!

Mama Fratelli: [after Francis slips and falls on his crotch] Francis sweetheart are you okay?

Francis Fratelli: [High pitched voice] NOOOOOOO!

[the Goonies are collecting coins from a wishing well]

Stef: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can't do this.

Data: Why?

Mikey: Why?

Stef: Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.

Mouth: Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.

Data: Hey any of you guys ever hear of Detroit?

Mikey: No.

Mouth: Sointenly! Where Motown started. It's also got the highest murder rate in the country.

Data: Well, let me tell you what. That's where we're going when we lose the house tomorrow.

Mikey: You shut up about that stuff, it'll never happen. My dad will fix it.

Brandon Walsh: Yeah sure he will. If he gets his next 400 paychecks by tommorrow afternoon.

Mikey: That's wrong Brand! It won't happen.

Chunk: Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!

Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.

Brandon Walsh: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?

Mouth: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?

Chunk: Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.

Mouth: Senior Jerk Alert!

Mouth: You know, I just want to say thank you. For offering to save my life.

Stef: Wow! Thank you it's a real moment. You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.

Mouth: Yeah and your looks kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up.

[Chunk drinks from a water cooler while the others try to figure out how to get through the floor]

Mouth: I've got an idea. Why don't we just spread chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through?

Chunk: Okay, Mouth. I've taken all I can stand... and I can't stand no more!

[Chunk steps towards Mouth, knocks over the cooler, and tries to right it]

Chunk: I got it! I got it! I got it!

[Chunk rights the cooler, but the bottle falls off and breaks]

Chunk: I don't got it.

Everyone else: You klutz!

Chunk: Hope it's not a deposit bottle!

[Chunk looks at the map]

Chunk: Sixteen thirty-two. What is that? A year?

Mouth: No, it's your top score on Pole Position.

Mama Fratelli: Four waters. Is that all?

Mouth, Mikey: [everyone else says yes]

Mouth: No! I want the veal scalopini.

Mikey: Shut up Mouth.

Mouth: I want a good fettucini alfredo. I want a bottle of fettucine, a 1981.

Mouth: [makes a kissing sound with his fingers]

Mama Fratelli: [grabs Mouth by the chin and puts a knife to his tongue] The only thing we serve is tongue. Do you boys like tongue?

[laughes]

Mouth, Mikey: [others say no]

Mama Fratelli: That's all? Sit down!

Chunk: I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!

Mouth: First you gotta do the truffle shuffle.

Mikey: What are you doing? It took him 376 lawn jobs to get that bike! That's his most favorite thing in the world!

Mouth: Now it's his most flattest thing in the world. Let's go!

Mouth: Chunk, I'm pretty much ODing on all your bullshit stories!

Mikey: It was a retropactum!

Brandon Walsh: Retrospective!

Mikey: See! That's what I said! You always contradict me... I know what I was saying. It was on the history of Astoria and these are the rejects!

Chunk: Kinda like us... Mikey. The Goonies.

Mouth: I'm not a reject!

Mikey: Take that stuff off, you'll get me in trouble

Richard 'Data' Wang: I'm setting booty traps.

Mouth: Booby traps.

Richard 'Data' Wang: That's what I said!