Morris Wanchuk Quotes in Slap Shot (1977)
Morris Wanchuk Quotes:
Ned Braden: Now, they give you one phone call. See they book you, and then the give you one phone call.
Jack Hanson: Call the pizza man!
Morris Wanchuk: Why dontcha call a massage parlor!
Morris Wanchuk: [while watching a soap opera in the bar] That cunt is no good!
Johnny Upton: [Raises his glass in a toast] Hell, here's to the Sunshine State!
Morris Wanchuk: Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A. Yeah!
Jim Carr: Andre "Poodle" Lussier, defense. Andre, as you know, has been living in semi-seclusion in Northern Quebec ever since the unfortunate Denny Pratt tragedy.
Morris Wanchuk: Not Poodle.
Jim Carr: And from Mile 40, Saskatchewan, where he now runs a donut shop, number 10, former penalty-minute record holder for the years 1960 to 1968 inclusive, Gilmore Tuttle.
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