Morris Klane Quotes in Twins (1988)

Julius Benedict: You moved too soon.

Burt Klane: [confused] What?

Julius Benedict: The second rule in the crisis situation.

Morris Klane: Uh oh, he's starting that funny talk again.

Julius Benedict: If you choose to bluff, you must be prepared to have your bluff called.

Burt Klane: This is no bluff.

Julius Benedict: [to Klane] Now the first rule in the crisis situation, you negotiate first and you attack last.

Vincent Benedict: You negotiate *first* and then you attack?

Julius Benedict: You never negotiated.

Vincent Benedict: [to Klane] Ah hah!

Julius Benedict: You don't know what kind of an enemy I am.

Morris Klane: Who are you?

Julius Benedict: Vincent's brother.

Vincent Benedict: [happily] We're twins.

Julius Benedict: That's right.

Morris Klane: [smashes a glass case and grabs a fire axe] You're firewood.

Julius Benedict: Axe, axe, axe, axe, axe!

Morris Klane: [swings the axe at Julius]

Julius Benedict: You have no respect for logic.

Vincent Benedict: But he's got an axe!

Morris Klane: [Klane charges Julius, who sidesteps his blow. The axe is imbedded in the wall. As Julius grabs him]

Julius Benedict: And I have no respect for those who have no respect for logic.

[picks Klane up with both hands and lifts him a foot up in the air]

Julius Benedict: You're a very stupid person.

[throws him into an open elevator]

Vincent Benedict: [to Klane as the elevator is about to close] You tell your brother, he messes with ME, he messes with my whole family!