Morgan the Goat Quotes in The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain (1995)

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Morgan the Goat Quotes:

  • Rev. Robert Jones: Have you no shame?

    Morgan the Goat: No... I can't think where I've left it!

  • [the pub betting pool on the height]

    Davies the School: 980 feet.

    [General groans and moans from everyone]

    Morgan the Goat: Objection substained

    [sic]

    Morgan the Goat: ! I'm not taking any bets under a thousand feet... traitor!

  • Morgan the Goat: I don't want Ffynnon Garw to be on the map because we begged for it, because we, we-we pleaded. No. If Ffynnon Garw has to be a thousand feet, then I say let it be a thousand feet! Put 20 feet, that's all we need, a 20-foot tump and we have our mountain!

    Jones the JP: I'm not sure how legal that is...

    Rev. Robert Jones: Yes, or ethical...

    Morgan the Goat: Legal? Ethical? Wh - how legal was it to say that a thousand feet is a mountain and 984 isn't, uh? Uh? Do we call a short man a boy, or a small dog a cat? No! This is a mountain, our mountain, and if it needs to be a thousand feet, then by God let's make it a thousand feet!

  • Betty: All this for just a map?

    Morgan the Goat: Just a map!

    [putting his hands around her waist]

    Morgan the Goat: Maps, my dear, are the undergarments of a country! They give shape...

    [moves his hands up to her breasts]

    Morgan the Goat: ... to continents.

    [Betty raises her fist, and Morgan runs out of the room]

  • Reginald Anson: Look, sorry, could I PLEASE get a pint of bitter?

    Morgan the Goat: No need to get all English about it.

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