Morell Quotes in The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)

Danglar: You presume to demote me?

Morell: Not at all. You're still the first mate of the Pharaon, under Captain Dantes.

Morell: One beat, two beat three beat, sugar beat. Four beat, five beat, six beat, wheat-a-beat. Seven beat, eight beat, nine beat, heartbeat. My heartbeat, my heart is beating for you.

Morell: It's my imagination because I have got a very, very fuelled imagination.

Morell: I knew there and then that there was a spirit in the room and it was trying to attack me. So what unfolded then was a fight between me and this unseen entity.

Morell: I'm getting that feeling already of people with their hands on her. Makes me quite angry, I think I've been overcome with love.

Morell: Just stay away from me for hours, hours and hours.

Morell: If you had what I had you wouldn't even leave the house. But I left the house.

Morell: They're special flowers them.

Ladine Brass: Are they?

Morell: Yes, you can only pick them in Ireland.

Joe Brass: You think I don't know your game, you think I don't know your game, are you...

Morell: What's my game then?

Joe Brass: Are you some sort of mental deficient upstairs, what you doing hanging round with kids 10 years younger than you eh? Don't you hang around with people your own age, do they all take the piss out of ya, do they all laugh at ya, I bet they think you're fucking hysterical don't they, look at ya, what, did you get bullied at school or are you just a fucking nonce!

[Joe pushes morrell hard backwards]

Morell: Fuck off!

Joe Brass: Come near my family, I'll fucking bury ya!

[Joe slams Morrell upgainst the wall]

Morell: [talking to himself] I would like to take you to Scarborough Fair.

Morell: Don't worry Ladine, I'm not going to kick off.

Morell: Tell you something - that door is open 24 hours a day and you are welcome in it, anytime

Morell: She does like high karate aftershave doesn't she?

Morell: What if a man came up to you in the street and says to you 'I'd like to spend the rest of my life with you', would you think it was weird?

Ladine Brass: Tell you what, I'll think about it at work and I'll answer you tonight.

Morell: [pointing to his crotch] Fucking tuck into that!

Ladine Brass: You want me to touch it?

Morell: Yeah, I want you to touch it, touch it!

Morell: I want to see some reaction.

Morell: Why not go nicely before things get really dark.

Morell: Do you think I'm frightened because you're a big fella?

Joe Brass: Obviously not, you're a big touch guy.

Morell: I've eaten bigger cornflakes.

Bill Woolley: What will it take for you to go?

Morell: Man I thought I fucking put you out.

Bill Woolley: I just want you to go.

Morell: Do you want me to fucking put you to sleep?

Bill Woolley: I don't know.

Morell: Get on your knees, i'm going to drive this through your fucking skull.

Morell: [being laughed at for wearing a tracksuit, walking towards the place Ladine works] I canna destroy ya today lads. I'm on very serious business.

[at the door to shop]

Morell: Right, I'm going in, your mission is to be doormen, ya get me. Don't let any fucker in here under any circumstances.

Morell: Hey Romeo...

[doing funny trance movement with his hands sweeping across his face]

Morell: Misery.

Morell: You did it for your pleasure...

Gavin 'Knocks' Woolley: No I...

Morell: [Morell grabs knocks by scruff of neck and holds a knife to him] Well it wasn't funny. I don't think ya know what it's like to mess with people's feeling d'ya. What have I ever done to you? Fuck all.

Watts: [repairing the engine] Come to see the fun, sir? It won't be long now.

Morell: Fine, chief, but the captain's a little worried about the noise. Could you do anything to... tone it down a bit?

Watts: Pretty well finished now, sir. We're just flabbin' up the nuts. Could you hear the hammerin' up top?

Morell: Hear it? There were U-boats popping up from miles around complaining about the racket.

Lockhart: [at the mess table] Getting rattled, John?

Morell: Well, whatever we do, these damn U-boats seem to get through the screen every time. We lost almost half our convoy and an escort and are almost two days from Gibralter.

[he gags with disgust;]

Morell: It's an odd thing to think if nothing else happens, this is probably the worst convoy in the history of sea warfare.

Lockhart: [trying to be comforting] Something to tell your grandchildren.

Morell: Yes, indeed, in fact, if you can guarantee I will have grandchildren, I shall recover my spirits immediately.

Baker: But how can he guarantee you'll have grandchildren?

Morell: [angrily] Well, if they're as stupid as you are, I hope I don't have any!

Baker: [taken aback at the outburst] Oh, I say...

Baker: [he eats without further response]

Morell: Whether this war is long or short, it's going to seem long, don't you think?