Mordecai Mendoza Quotes in Carry on Columbus (1992)
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Mordecai Mendoza Quotes:
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Christopher Columbus: [a slave presents the Chief and Columbus with cigars] What do you make of it?
Mordecai Mendoza: Some kind of vegetable? Looks like old dried cabbage.
[Columbus takes a bite]
Mordecai Mendoza: What does it taste like?
Christopher Columbus: Horse shit.
Mordecai Mendoza: Is it cooked?
Christopher Columbus: If it is they should shoot the cook.
[the slave lights the Chief's cigar]
Christopher Columbus: Well I'll be damned! Look at that. They cook it while you're eating it.
Mordecai Mendoza: So try it cooked.
[the slave lights Columbus' cigar. He has a puff]
Mordecai Mendoza: What's it taste like now?
Christopher Columbus: Still tastes like horse shit.
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