Monty, the Mouth Quotes in Stuart Little (1999)

Monty, the Mouth: Aren't you gonna' run?

Stuart Little: Why?

Monty, the Mouth: 'cause you're a mouse.

Stuart Little: I'm not just a mouse. I'm a member of this family.

Monty, the Mouth: A mouse with a pet cat?

[rolls over and laughs out loud, repeating that line over again]

Stuart Little: I guess that's pretty funny!

Monty, the Mouth: Pretty funny? I'm gonna wet my fur! A MOUSE WITH A PET CAT!

[laughs hard more, and looks down at Snowbell, who is embarrassed]

Monty, the Mouth: Your new little master? Wait 'til the boys hear all about this!

Snowbell: Ah, the humiliation!

[to Stuart]

Snowbell: I'm going to kill you!

Monty, the Mouth: You know, I'm not picky as long as it ain't meat loaf. That stuff gives me gas, something awful.

Snowbell: I'm sorry, it's meat loaf.

Monty, the Mouth: Oh well, beggars can't be choosers. Load me up and light a match!

Snowbell: [Monty tries to go into the kitchen, but Snowbell tries stopping him, so he won't see Stuart and possibly humiliate him] No, Monty. Stop. You don't wonna do that.

Monty, the Mouth: Why? I eat from garbage cans, drink from public toilets. Like a little gas is gonna bother me.

[he walks through the cat door to the kitchen]

Snowbell: No, wait. Don't!

Monty, the Mouth: [while Stuart is hugging Snowball] Snow, what's he doing to your leg? I can't help to think that this is wrong.

Smokey: What the hell's going on here?

Snowbell: Urrrrm... Listen, Smokey... I want to quit this whole thing off... okay?

Smokey: Too late!

Smokey: [pushes the branch Stuart's on down] Here you go, boys! Dinner's served!

Monty, the Mouth: Alright, Smokey! Way to go!

Stuart Little: Oh dear!

Lucky: Look, it's mouse on a stick! I love mouse on a stick!

Monty, the Mouth: A little further! Keep him comin'! Keep him comin'! Alright I can almost reach him! Keep him coming! I got him, he's mine!

[Snowbell snaps the branch]

Monty, the Mouth: What the? Hey, the branch is the gonna!

Snowbell: Well, what have we got here?

Monty, the Mouth: Snow, don't come out here, the branch is breaking!

Snowbell: Stuart, are you alright?

Stuart Little: Yeah, yeah I'm okay.

Snowbell: Just hang on, I'll take it from here!

Monty, the Mouth: Huh? Take what?

[Snowbell pushes the branch Monty's on with Red and Lucky on further]

Monty, the Mouth: Hey, c'mon Snow! You wouldn't do this to me? I'm not your old buddy?

Snowbell: Don't worry, buddy! I'm sure you'll land

[he pushes the branch further]

Monty, the Mouth: No, no Snow! What're you doing?

Snowbell: On your feet!

[the branch snaps sending Red, Lucky and Monty into the water]

Lucky, Monty, the Mouth, Red: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

[all three cats splash in the water]