Montserrat Quotes in Barcelona (1994)

Fred: "Yankee" and "gringo" are obviously pejorative, but it's the standard dictionary term that's the most insulting of all. "Estadunidense." Dense. D-E-N-S-E. It's the same spelling. Dense: thick, stupid. Every time you hear it. Estadunidense-dense-dense. It's like a direct slap in the face. It's incredible.

Montserrat: I think you are too sensitive.

Fred: Oh great, now we're too sensitive.

[Ted and Montserrat leave the WC at a disco club after Ted privately shows her that he is not wearing black leather-strap underwear]

Montserrat: So, you're not wearing them tonight. That doesn't prove anything. Maybe they're at the cleaners.

Ted: You're very perceptive.

Montserrat: What?

Ted: You're very perceptive.

Montserrat: What?

Ted: You are very perceptive.

Montserrat: Oh. Thank you.

Ted: I don't really like perceptive. It's not that kind.