Monte Wildhorn Quotes in The Magic of Belle Isle (2012)

Monte Wildhorn: Never stop looking, for what's not there.

Monte Wildhorn: Drinking is a very demanding profession, and I can't hold down two jobs at once.

Monte Wildhorn: If I ever had me a little girl, I guess I'd want her to be you.

Monte Wildhorn: Most times real life doesn't measure-up to what's in our heads, but every now and then it comes pretty close... you happen to catch me in one of those rarefied moments.

[first lines]

Monte Wildhorn: What's all that crap on the windshield?

Henry: It's ash from the fire.

Monte Wildhorn: This is where you're bringing me?

Henry: It's rent free.

Monte Wildhorn: Before or after it burns down?

Monte Wildhorn: In the future I would appreciate your not walking my dog.

Charlotte O'Neil: He's Dave's dog.

Monte Wildhorn: I am not claiming to be his biological father.

[last lines]

Charlotte O'Neil: Looking forward to having you as a neighbor, Mr. Wildhorn.

Monte Wildhorn: Just keep the noise down, Mrs. O'Neil.

Joe Viola: He's just trying to make you a rich son of a bitch.

Monte Wildhorn: I'm already a son of a bitch. And I don't care to be rich.

Monte Wildhorn: That cannot be the response to every admonishment.