Monsignor Ratliffe Quotes in The Three Stooges (2012)

Larry: Yeah, what's it gonna take to save this place?

Monsignor Ratliffe: A lot of of this.

[rubs fingers together, indicating money]

Larry: Oh. Well, that's doable. How many boogers we talking about?

Monsignor Ratliffe: Not boogers; dollars, you moron!

Mother Superior: [sees the Stooges beating up Monsignor Ratliffe and chases them away] Get off of him! Off, off! Oh, I'm so sorry! Oopsie-daisy! Oh, oh, I'm so sorry! What are you doing?

Larry: We caught this lounge lizard getting all handsy with the nuns!

Mother Superior: This is no lounge lizard! He's here on official business.

Curly: Official business? Why didn't you say so?

Larry: [the Stooges take off their work uniforms, with boxer shorts, white shirts and bowties underneath; they clap and snap their fingers in rhythm] Pick me, I'll clip your hedges!

Moe: I'll hedge your clippers.

Curly: I'll fetch your slippers.

Moe: I'll scrub the stench right off them dentures!

Monsignor Ratliffe: You idiots!

[Msgr. Ratliffe slaps all three of them at once]

Monsignor Ratliffe: I'm not here to adopt!

Mother Superior: This is Monsignor Ratliffe from the diocese.

Moe: Oh, sorry about that, Señor Ratlips.