Monsieur Hood Quotes in Shrek (2001)

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Monsieur Hood Quotes:

  • Merry Men: [singing] Ta da, da da da da - whoo!

    Monsieur Hood: I steal from the rich and give to the needy...

    Merry Man: He takes a wee percentage...

    Monsieur Hood: But I'm not greedy - I rescue pretty damsels, man I'm good!

    Merry Men: What a guy, ha ha, Monsieur Hood!

    Monsieur Hood: Break it down...

    [Merry Men Irish step dance]

    Monsieur Hood: I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid...

    Merry Men: What he's basically saying is he likes to get...

    Monsieur Hood: Paid!

    Monsieur Hood: So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad.

    Merry Man: [joining in] That's bad, that's bad, that's bad!

    Monsieur Hood: When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad!

    Merry Men: He's mad, he's really, really mad!

    Monsieur Hood: Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to start...

    [Fiona swoops in and kicks him - the music stops]

    Princess Fiona: Man, that was annoying!

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