Monix Quotes in Semi-Pro (2008)

Jackie Moon: There'll be a lotta television cameras out there so we just gotta be tip top.

Clarence 'Coffee' Black: So what's the plan?

Jackie Moon: Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on Tv.

Bee Bee Ellis: What the hell is that?

Jackie Moon: It's eyeliner dummy. Now who's first? Monix?

Monix: Oh yeah... Let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.

Monix: Vakidis, open the window will ya?

Vakidis: Yes, right on!

[does nothing]

Monix: Did you give Bobby Dee a handjob?

Vakidis: Yes, right on!

Lynn: You think I've forgotten that you cheated on me twice?

Monix: I only cheated on you once. There just had to be two women.

Kevin: Tonight's second winner: Number 1-1-7.

Monix: Right on! Yeah!

Hutch: Yee-ha! Whoo! Yes! Thank you very much.

Starsky: Sit now. Do it.

[Huffs]

Starsky: Do it!

Hutch: The big man has just hit the mother lode! Old Shakes McGinty did it! Yes! Unbelievable!

Starsky: [as Finkle] This is incredible.

Hutch: I'm a rich man, and I'm gonna kiss you!