Moneypenny Quotes in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

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Moneypenny Quotes:

  • James Bond: [Bond says goodbye in Danish to Moneypenny on the phone while making love to his language tutor] Goodbye my sweet.

    Moneypenny: You always were a cunning linguist, James.

    Moneypenny: [M walks up from behind Moneypenny] Don't ask.

    M: Don't tell.

  • M: I believe you once had a relationship with Carver's wife, Paris.

    James Bond: That was a long time ago, M... before she was married. I didn't realize it was public knowledge.

    Moneypenny: Queen and country, James.

    M: Your job is to find out whether Carver or someone in his organization sent that ship off course, and why. Use your relationship with Mrs. Carver, if necessary.

    James Bond: I doubt if she'll remember me.

    M: Remind her. Then pump her for information.

    Moneypenny: You'll just have to decide how much pumping is needed, James.

    James Bond: If only that were true of you and I, Moneypenny.

  • Moneypenny: [Calling on the phone] James? Where are you?

    James Bond: [In bed with a Danish Professor] Oh, Moneypenny. Um. I'm just up here at Oxford, brushing up on a little Danish.

    Professor Inga Bergstrom: Little?

    Moneypenny: I'm afraid you're going to have to kiss off your lesson, James. We've got a situation here at the Ministry of Defense. We're sending the fleet to China.

  • M: Moneypenny, where's 007?

    Moneypenny: He's on a mission sir. In Austria.

    M: Well, tell him to pull out. Immediately.

    [scene cuts to Bond making love to a woman]

  • James Bond: Miss Moneypenny, thank you.

    Moneypenny: Goodbye, James. Or, should I say - Ciao, bello!

  • Moneypenny: That was a quick conference. How do you expect a girl to keep herself alluring...

    James Bond: Take a memo, please, Moneypenny.

    Moneypenny: Ready, James.

    James Bond: Sir, I have the honor to request you will accept my resignation, effective forthwith.

    Moneypenny: Resignation from what?

    James Bond: Her Majesty's Secret Service. And kindly present it to that monument in there.

  • James Bond: Moneypenny, what would I do without you?

    Moneypenny: My problem is that you never do anything with me.

  • M: Miss Moneypenny, have you checked with communications?

    Moneypenny: Well, replies to our Cairo, Amsterdam and Madrid inquiries - all negative, sir.

    M: The PM wants to be informed personally when we find 007.

  • Moneypenny: James! Where have you been?

    James Bond: Much too far from you, darling.

    Moneypenny: Oh, same old James.

    [James puts his hands on Moneypenny's behind]

    Moneypenny: Only more so! Heartless, brute! Letting me pine away without even a postcard.

    James Bond: Pine no more. Cocktails at my place, eightish. Just the two of us.

    Moneypenny: Aw, I'd adore that. If only I could trust myself.

    James Bond: Same old Moneypenny. Britain's last line of defense.

  • James Bond: Moneypenny - Fairbanks.

    Moneypenny: Alaska?

    James Bond: No, Bill Fairbanks, 002.

    Moneypenny: [Sadly] Oh, poor Bill. I miss him.

    James Bond: Yeah, well the man with the golden gun didn't.

    Moneypenny: Officially that was never confirmed.

    James Bond: Where was 002 when it happened?

    Moneypenny: Beirut. '69. In a cabaret with a lady called Saida

  • James Bond: Moneypenny, you are better than a computer.

    Moneypenny: In all sorts of ways! But, you never take advantage of them.

  • [last lines]

    Submarine Captain: Dinghy's on board, sir.

    M: [referring to Bond in the dinghy] Tell him to come below and report.

    MoneyPenny: It'll be a pleasure, sir.

  • M: [buzzing intercom] Miss Moneypenny, give 007 the password we've agreed with Japanese S.I.S.

    MoneyPenny: Yes sir.

    [to Bond]

    MoneyPenny: We tried to think of something that you wouldn't forget.

    James Bond: Yes?

    MoneyPenny: "I, love, you". Repeat it please, to make sure you get it

    James Bond: Don't worry, I get it.

  • James Bond: Hello, Penny.

    MoneyPenny: You better go right in. You're late, as usual - even from your own funeral.

    James Bond: Well, we corpses have absolutely no sense of timing.

  • MoneyPenny: Oh, by the way, how was the girl?

    James Bond: Which girl?

    MoneyPenny: The Chinese one we fixed you up with.

    James Bond: Oh, another five minutes, I'd have found out.

    MoneyPenny: She'll never know what she missed.

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