Mona Champagne Quotes in Home Sweet Hell (2015)
Mona Champagne Quotes:
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Don Champagne: You're just being paranoid.
Mona Champagne: Heh, heh. Well, paranoia is just total awareness.
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Don Champagne: Are you sure there's no other way?
Mona Champagne: There is only ever my way.
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Mona Champagne: If you cannot argue constructively, what will mother do?
Allison Champagne: Destroy our video games.
Mona Champagne: Andrew...?
Andrew Champagne: And the gaming system.
Allison Champagne: Burn it while we watch.
Mona Champagne: That's right. Don't forget what happened to your Legos.
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Mona Champagne: You're gonna need to pick up some more trash bags from Costco tomorrow. I'd write it down for you, but
[tisk]
Mona Champagne: I'm just covered in that girl; it's just distasteful.
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Mona Champagne: [to Les' wife] I'm glad you have Crohn's. I hope you shit yourself for death!
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Mona Champagne: [to Don] "Now grab a shovel! We need to fertilize the garden with your hooker. Who wasn't pregnant by the way!"
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