Mona Quotes in When Time Ran Out... (1980)

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Mona Quotes:

  • Mona: They never had a chance! The tidal wave was on top of them before they ever saw it!

  • Chung: [Jeff gets into a fight with Hoodlum, the Thailand crime boss and after escaping Hoodlum's thugs, the group tries to consider what their options are] We've had it! That bastard runs the whole damn city! There's no other choice, we've gotta kill him.

    Jeff: And what good's that? Can't kill his whole gang.

    Mona: [to Sam] Do you think you could offer him more interest on the $40,000?

    Sam: That won't work. It's our lives he wants not money.

    Chung: Are you crazy? Think he'd refuse money?

    Jeff: Money? He's got loads. I made him lose face!

    Sam: [Sam has a plan to pay off the loan to Hoodlum] Hey I've got an idea, listen up.

    Mona: What is it?

    Jeff: Rob a bank?

    [everyone is silent when Jeff says this]

    Jeff: Is that it?

    Sam: I think it's a great plan. If we pull it off, we're rich. And we can go anywhere.

    Mona: What? Us rob a bank? Sam wake up.

    Chung: Why not? It's worth a shot.

    Jeff: Yeah, well you guys just keep dreaming. Forget about it. We're in enough shit.

    Sam: Waht the hell can we do?

    Jeff: Why'd you take the cash? Huh?

    [Jeff is so frustrated at the situation, he gets up from the table and leaves]

    Jeff: .

  • Mona: I wanna go home, fix my hair, put on a beautiful face of makeup, the best dress I own, then take it all off and go to sleep.

    Nadine: Fun!

  • Liz: Pop.

    Annie: Six.

    June: Squish.

    Hunyack: Unh-uh.

    Velma Kelly: Cicero.

    Mona: Lipschitz.

  • Mona: I loved Al Lipshitz more than I could possibly say. He was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter. But he was always trying to find himself. He'd go out every night looking for himself. And on the way, he found Ruth. Gladys. Rosemary. And Irving. I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive. And I saw him dead.

  • Natalie: This is Harmony.

    Shelley: [frog voice] Harmony.

    [Harmony looks disturbed]

    Natalie: And Carrie Mae.

    Shelley: [frog voice] Carrie Mae.

    Natalie: [points] And that's Joanne over there.

    Shelley: [frog voice] Joanne.

    [Joanne waves distributively]

    Natalie: What is that? Is it like a Yoda, type of thing, I mean it's cool, fun, but?

    Shelley: Oh, it's just this thing I do to remember people's names.

    [frog voice]

    Shelley: Natalie.

    Mona: [sarcastically] Wow, you hired the exorcist, that's great!

  • Mona: You wanna get cut, bitch?

  • Mona: You like what you see, stud?

    Guy at bar: Not really sure what I'm looking at, metal-face. Let me guess, is it a Hannibal Lecter thing?

    Mona: Yeah, it is.

    [bites his arm]

  • Mona: You have such a head for knowing!

  • Helen Jordan: Anyway, so the police came and looked in her freezer and found baggies filled with the doorman's genitals.

    Mona: I use baggies.

    Joy Jordan: Me too.

    Helen Jordan: Everyone uses baggies, that's why we can all relate to this crime. Don't you see?

  • Mona: You know I wish you had told me this twenty years ago. Now I'm gonna have to get another FUCKING FACELIFT!

  • Mona: Why'de you pull us over Feege?

    Feege: Oh let me think about that Mona, you're riding on rims and you pulled an 1107 on an officer of the law. What the hell is the matter with you son? (to Jeph)

    Mona: What did you hurt him for?

    Feege: He's drunk!

    Mona: No he aint! Its OK baby. (to Jeph.) You're gonna pay for this Feege! You just lost your lawn service pal!

  • Cissy: Well, you were born and raised in this town too, missy!

    Mona: Yes, uh, yes, but I chose to rise above the attitudes of this small town, while you chose to lay spread over a gravestone and take them inside you!

    Juanita: Mona!!!

  • Mona: Shh! Listen. A slowly passing train is so romantic.

  • Joanne: Time is such a nebulous date to wait for.

    Mona: And patience, they say, is a virtue.

  • Mona: Jo, why did you have to come back here?

    Joanne: I had as much right to return to this reunion as anybody, didn't I?

  • Mona: Prosperity, unfortunately, it's a fleeting thing.

  • Dave Buckell: [Dave knocks on the Playpen door, and Mona answers, looking fed up] I'm Dave Buckell, I live next door. I just wanted to welcome you gals and say if there's anything you need just... say the word.

    Mona: And what word would that be?

    Dave Buckell: Well any word really, I mean within reason.

    Mona: [Her knees buckle slightly as she starts to orgasm. She moans and writhes against the door frame] Oh Gooooooood!

    Dave Buckell: [She keeps moaning] Are you okay?

    Mona: [Still moaning and orgasming] YES!

    [She moans]

    Dave Buckell: Want me to come in?

    Mona: [Her orgasm increases in intensity] YES! YES!

    [She pulls him in, and writhes against him]

    Dave Buckell: Wow! You're really into me, aren't you?

    Mona: [Her orgasm gets even stronger] OH MY GOD!

    [She drags him into the house]

    Dave Buckell: [a shot of the outside of the house] Let's get you out of those clothes.

    [Her orgasm ends, and she pushes him out of the front door]

    Dave Buckell: What! What'd I say?

  • Mona: [a phone goes off. The girls all check theirs, but Mona finds it's hers] It's me, ya'll!

    [She answers it]

    Mona: Howdy.

    Walter Buckell: [Over the phone] The Big O will happen to you whenever you hear the word "in", and will stop whenever you hear the word "out".

    Tracy: Who was it?

    Mona: I dunno, prank call, wrong number, who cares.

  • Ralph: Mona, I'm a vampire.

    Mona: And I'm the bride of Frankenstein.

    Ralph: No seriously, Mona, it's the truth. I'm not a bad vampire--I am a bad vampire--I'm not very good at it, I don't bite people -- but I am a vampire!

  • Jacob: Did basic training prepare you for any of this?

    Mona: What, kids scaling walls and killing little dogs? No, I guess I must've skipped that day.

  • Mona: [Upon realisng that the kids are vampires] Call for so much fucking backup!

  • Joey Turks: Why were you trying to kill yourself?

    Mona: 'Cause I'm fucked up.

    Joey Turks: So am I, so is everybody, so what?

  • Rainer Wenger: Come on, there must be one autocracy you all heard about?

    Bomber: Third Reich...

    Kevin: No, not again...

    Rainer Wenger: I did not choose this either, but we have to get through this week. I will copy some papers...

    Bomber: No, not this shit again!

    Mona: It's an important subject!

    Bomber: The Nazis sucked, we get it!

    Kevin: Those fucking Nazis!

  • Mona: It's not about guilt! Germany has a special responsibility.

    Sinan: Well... I am a turk.

  • Tamsin: If you leave me, I'll kill you.

    Mona: If you leave me, I'll kill you... and then I'll kill myself.

  • Tamsin: So what are you gonna do with your life?

    Mona: I'm gonna be a lawyer.

    [pause]

    Mona: I'm gonna get a job in an abattoir, work really hard, get a boyfriend who's like... a bastard, and churn out all these kids, right, with mental problems. And then I'm gonna wait for the menopause... or cancer.

  • Phil: Why you always trying to hurt me?

    Mona: Cause I think you're a fucking fake, that's why.

  • Phil: What is wrong with you?

    Mona: I just miss me brother.

    Phil: I'm here.

    Mona: That ain't you. It ain't.

    Phil: Oh no, this is me, this is the real me.

    Mona: I want the old Phil

    Phil: Well that old Phil, he didn't make me very happy.

    Mona: He made me happy. I love my brother, he used to be real. I haven't got any family, me home's changed, no one fancies me...

    [breaks into tears]

    Phil: [hugging Mona] Oh Jesus watch over this child, watch over her...

    Mona: Oh no, fuck off! Fuck off!

  • Tamsin: What do you think of this place?

    Mona: It's funny.

    Tamsin: It's like lego, it's all sort of pretend.

  • Mona: I don't feel I'm in my own town.

    Tamsin: What d'you mean?

    Mona: It don't feel the same. I quite like it from here... with you.

  • Tamsin: What's he making?

    Mona: A cross. He's putting it up at the top of the hill to cleanse the valley of evil.

  • Mona: I'll go to bed now.

    Bosse: [keeps looking at the television]

    Mona: I'll go to bed now.

    Bosse: [still looking at TV]

    Mona: What if I go and cut my throat?

    Bosse: [laughs silently at the TV]

    Mona: Well, good night anyway!

  • Mona: [before going to sleep] Was it really, really bad?

    Bosse: What?

    Mona: You know! That thing I sang!

    Bosse: No, it wasn't bad idea, not at all.

    Bosse: I think, that you are OK, as you are.

    Mona: What do you mean? What do you mean with that?

    Bosse: That you... you... you are you, this matters the most. The people have to be what they are. So, forget it. It's worthless dreaming about things you know, that will never come true

    Mona: Yeah... you're right.

  • Mona: [after Mona feels something strange on her chair and sees that it's a CD] What is that?

    Bosse: You said you wanted to send it.

    Mona: You're nuts! You said, that I'm bad.

    Bosse: The disc is in the envelope, now you just put a stamp and throw it to the mailbox

    Mona: [laughs] You're damn nuts!

  • Candy Darling: That's not true!

    Mona: It's true!

    Candy Darling: You're kidding!

    Mona: I'm not!

    Candy Darling: [singing] We will dance in the neon, on the journey trough the night... Champagne, we must toast this!

    Mona: Is it a real champagne?

    Candy Darling: Nah, just some Spanish crap, that I bought in the supermarket. Fake, fake, fake.That's my life's moto. AAAAH! I have tons of things-purple, gold, more purple, more gold... I'm gonna dress Schlager Queen for real. I see myself as the dresses's Picasso. This is my brush and you, you can I make into the biggest diva that will ever exist! Or something like that

    Mona: Well, that won't work.I read that Sabina will make a comeback.It's in all newspapers. Noone is gonna care anything about me.

  • Mona: [telling to Candy about her meeting with the producer] And next week, I'm gonna be interviewed on TV. It's so amazing! It's just so amazing to die to!

    Candy Darling: Well, I'm gonna die anyway. Is it OK, if I lie down a bit?

    Mona: You know what happened today? I think I'm gonna go nuts!

    Candy Darling: What is it?

    Mona: Micke Biendelfeldt invited me to VIP party.

    Candy Darling: Wow! This is great! Congratulations!

    Mona: Great? For God's sake horrible! What am I gonna wear? Jeans and some old T-Shirt with the hospital banner on it?I'm so gonna make fool out of myself!

    Candy Darling: Well, that's no problem. Go to my closet and pick whatever you want. I'm not going anywhere anyway.

    Mona: [delighted] ooohhh, how lucky I am to have a brother who's a transvestite!

    Mona: I know, but don't thank me, thank God who made me like that!

  • Mona: [sings the song, Candy Darling has tears in his eyes]

    Carola: Did you write it?

    Mona: Well what do you think?

    Candy Darling: It's just made to be a hit! It's fantastic! Send it somewhere, send it to Melodifestivalen, they're just looking for songs!

    Bosse: But to Melodifestivalen, come on! You're not serious!

    Mona: Exactly! And what a lyrics, I had an F in Swedish in school by the way.

    Candy Darling: Send it I said! But only if I make a dress.

    Mona: Of course you make it.

    Candy Darling: Oooohhhh, awesome! A lot of glitter, a lot of legs a lot of everything!

    Bosse: Well you can't be serious!

    Mona: Oh yeah, and why not?

    Bosse: Are you gonna make a fool out of yourself in front of the entire Swedish nation? You don't have a chance!

    Mona: Well I'm sorry to bother all of you. It was just some stupid idea, exactly what David said, it's OK...

    Bosse: Oh come on, I didn't mean to....

    Mona: [slaps his hand] It was exatcly what you meant! It's OK! Cofee anyone?

  • David: So are we gonna win this vulgar, this shitty contest for people with amazingly bad taste?

    Mona: OK, well say what you want but don't be such a fucking snob!

  • Mona: [after a bad rehersal] Oh my god, that was just horrible!

    Bosse: Oh come on, it wasn't that bad!

    Mona: No it was horrible!

    Bosse: Come on honey! I think it was quite OK

    Mona: Well who the hell cares what do YOU think?!

    [goes off]

  • Sabina: [on the show] You probabbly don't know who I am.

    Mona: Of course I know we've been talking...

    Sabina: Whatever. I'm Sabina

    [audience claps]

    Sabina: I'm making a comeback

    [audience claps louder]

    Sabina: And you don't honestly think that some old fool is gonna come up against me?!

    [audience is shocked]

  • Mona: [after trying on new clothes] No no no no! My brother is gonna make me a dress

    Producer: [laughs]

    Mona: Well I promised so.

    Producer: Hey, you are so sweet that I could eat you!

    [starts laughing out loud]

    Producer: Your brother! Hahahahaha

  • Nurse: Long live schlager queen!

    Mona: [looking suprised]

    Nurse: Ohh ohhhh! Well we only could manage to collent for some flowers 'cause we just wanna say to you how proud we are!I mean we had no clue that you could write and sing songs it's just so amazing!

    Mona: Oh! Whatta nice flowers, I dunno what to say..

    Nurse: Long live schlager queen!

    [claps with other nurses]

    Mona: And do you know what happened today? A very nice guy called, his name was Leif and he's a producer

    Nurse: [makes a shocked look] What?!?

    Mona: And on the afternoon, he invited me on lunch to some very nice place...

    Nurse: Well he's buying, isn't he?

    Mona: Well I damn hope so! I don't have 2 bucks in the pocket!

  • Mona: Cream fattens. Milk irritates the colon. Sugar creates acids. Acids eat tooth enamel.

    Harry: Oh boy, have YOU been here a long time.

  • Max: Are you married?

    Mona: Who, me?

    Max: No, the bread.

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