Momma Quotes in The Good Dinosaur (2015)


Momma Quotes:

  • [last lines]

    [Momma sees a figure approaching in the shade]

    Momma: Henry?

    [as the figure comes closer and into the sun]

    Momma: Arlo... Arlo!

  • [first lines]

    Momma: Henry, it's time.

  • Momma: It's true, you have lost weight.

    Momma: For a moment I thought you had contracted Syphilus, like your uncle, Orlando.

  • [Momma sees Larry for the first time]

    Momma: Who's this?

    Owen: This is Cousin Paddy. He's coming to stay with us a while. Isn't that nice?

    Momma: [suspiciously] You don't *have* a "Cousin Paddy".

    Owen: [to Larry] You lied to me!

    [Owen knocks Larry out with a frying pan to the head]

  • Momma: Get out of my way, you black bastard!

    Larry: What?

  • Momma: Who the HELL are you?

    Larry: I'm Owen's friend.

    Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend!

    Larry: That's because he's shy.

    Momma: No he's not. He's fat and he's stupid!

  • Momma: Owen! Food!

    Owen: In a minute, Momma.

    Momma: Don't you "In a minute, Momma" me! Get off your fat little ass or I'll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly god damn it! And don't burn the toast!

    Owen: Kill her, Larry.

  • Momma: He's trying to kill me! I asked for the salted nuts. He brought me the unsalted nuts. The unsalted nuts make me choke!

  • Momma: Your friend had an accident, he's dead! You go bowling and leave a corpse to take care of me!

    Owen: He's dead?

    Momma: See for yourself.

    Owen: Larry! My friend, my friend... Larry!

    Momma: "My friend! My friend!" You big crybaby. Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place.

  • Momma: Holy Shit! What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!

    Larry: Mrs. Lift?

    Momma: Get away from me, you horse's ass!

    [Hits Larry in the crotch with her cane. Larry falls to the floor, groaning]

    Larry: [to Owen] She's not a woman... she's the Terminator.

  • Momma: [On the train] I'm getting the hell out of here.

    [Stands up and walks off]

    Momma: Too god damn sultry in here.

  • Momma: You were writing a letter.

    Owen: No, Momma!

    Momma: You are writing to tell them to take me away! You want them to take me away!

    Owen: I'm writing a story for class, Momma! I don't want them to take you away!

    Momma: Yes, you do!

    Owen: Owen loves his Momma!

    Momma: [to herself] Owen loves his Momma!

    [singing mockingly]

    Momma: Owen loves his Momma, Owen loves his Momma, Owen loves his Momma, Owen loves his Momma...

  • [Owen is typing on his typewriter when Momma comes and slams his hands on the keyboard]

    Momma: Stop it, damn it! I got a wax ball in my ear. Get it out.

    [Cut to bathroom. Momma slaps Owen]

    Owen: Oh, Momma...

    Momma: You're writing to her, aren't you Owen?

    Owen: Don't start that again, Momma, and don't hit me anymore!

    Momma: You love her.

    Owen: There's no "her", Momma.

    [Momma bends down above the bathtub as Owen brushes her hair back]

    Momma: You're writing a letter!

    Owen: I'm writing a story for class, Momma. Don't you see? I take a class, I take a nice class.

    Momma: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    Owen: And I'm gonna be a writer someday.

    Momma: You know how that typing upsets me!

    Owen: I'm sorry, Momma. A writer writes.

    Momma: You're gonna be nothing. You're gonna be nothing. You'll never get to first base. All you do is type, type, type, type, type, type. You sit there typing all day like a fat little pigeon.

    [Owen notices a pair of long scissors on a nearby shelf, picks them up and raises them]

    Owen: You won't ever hear it again, Momma. I promise.

    [Owen stabs Momma through the ear with the scissors. Momma stands up screaming]

    Owen: [Confused] Momma...

    Momma: [Cleaning her ear] I think you got it, sonny.

    [Owen suddenly comes to his senses, realising he was imagining killing her]

    Momma: I don't know what I'd do without you, Owen baby.

    [Kisses him on the cheek and hugs him]

    Owen: I know, Momma. I know.

    Momma: Owen, my little baby. Owen, my little baby boy.

    [Owen still looks confused as to how he cleared Momma's ear]

  • Larry: Do you say the night was humid? Or do you say the night was moist? That's writing.

    Momma: The night was sultry.

  • Momma: Who the hell are you, all of a sudden?

  • Momma: You're my knight in shimmering armor. Did you know that?

    Gilbert: I think you mean shining.

    Momma: No shimmering. You shimmer, and you glow.

  • Momma: [meeting for the first time] Hello.

    Becky: Hi.

    Momma: I haven't always been like this.

    Becky: Well, I haven't always been like this, either.

  • [about his upcoming birthday party]

    Arnie: Momma, I want hot dogs!

    Momma: We're gonna have hot dogs, honey. I promise. We're gonna have hot dogs.

    Arnie: Momma, I want hot dogs!

    Momma: We're gonna have hot dogs.

  • Momma: You left, and I hate that. You know I hate that.

  • Momma: Is it too much to ask to see this boy turn eighteen?

  • Momma: That's my son, that is. I'll tell ya: ever since he was an itty bitty boy, sometimes he talks to the lord and sometimes he yells at the lord. Tonight, he just happens to be yellin' at him.

  • Momma: Don't you let her have them kids now. Fight for those children, son, you hear me?

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