Mollie Ubriacco Quotes in Look Who's Talking Too (1990)


Mollie Ubriacco Quotes:

  • Mollie Ubriacco: Mommy is a girl, so I don't have a penis.

    James Ubriacco: But she's got some set of balls.

    Mollie Ubriacco: But Daddy is a big...

    Mikey: Penis!

  • James Ubriacco: Mike, this is a potty okay? Now when you wanna take a piss ...

    Mollie Ubriacco: Don't say piss.

    James Ubriacco: Okay, when you wanna take a whiz ...

    Mollie Ubriacco: Ugh!

    James Ubriacco: What? "See a man about a horse"? "Drain the snake"? What do you want me to say?

    Mollie Ubriacco: Pee-pee.

    James Ubriacco: Pee-pee is such a wimp word.

  • Mollie Ubriacco: See, Mikey, Mommy is a girl so she doesn't have a penis.

    James Ubriacco: But she's got some set of balls!

  • James Ubriacco: Why is it that every time drink out of the milk carton, I get a lecture, but Travis Bickle moves in with a semi-automatic weapon, and it's okay?

    Mollie Ubriacco: A little unloaded gun makes him feel better.

    James Ubriacco: Makes him feel better? Why doesn't he go to the top of the Empire State Building and shoot student nurses? Maybe that'll make him feel better.

    Mollie Ubriacco: This is New York. Women carry unloaded guns in their purses.

  • Mollie Ubriacco: [Mikey and Julie come down on the elvator] How did you get down here?

    Mikey: We just walked.

    Julie: Technically, I was pushed.

  • Mollie Ubriacco: Isn't that great, honey! Your brother went pee-pee

    Julie: Big deal. I made a doody!

  • James Ubriacco: When you wanna take a pee-pee okay you do it in here and you just do this, you take it out

    [Pretends to unzip his fly]

    Mollie Ubriacco: Oh come on

    James Ubriacco: What?

    Mikey: Dad, who's kidding who huh?

    James Ubriacco: And the same token, when you wanna take a dump

    Mollie Ubriacco: Poo-poo

    Mikey: This is a joke right?

    James Ubriacco: I know it sounds disgusting Mike but you know you gotta trust me on this okay

    Mikey: Let me get this straight you want me to take a dump outside my diaper?

  • Mollie Ubriacco: He has to go to bed early tonight because I'm taking him to baby gym tomorrow.

    James Ubriacco: Oh not baby gym!

    Mollie Ubriacco: He needs to socialize with other kids.

    James Ubriacco: Well take him to the park.

    Mollie Ubriacco: I'm not taking him to the park anymore! Do you know what he did today? He picked up a crack pipe!

    James Ubriacco: Well throw it out.

    Mollie Ubriacco: Do you have any idea how many disease he could get from that?

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