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  • Modesto: Nobody says "dude" or "baloney" anymore.

    Dani: Oh, yeah? Do students still punch their teachers in the face?

    Modesto: That's as popular as ever, but let's calm down.

  • [Modesto visits the psychiatrist's office looking for help with his dead students]

    Psiquiatra muerto: I can help you.

    Modesto: Should I take advice from a suicidal therapist?

    Psiquiatra muerto: I need to talk to someone. I'm sick of listening to wackos. Not you, of course. Tell me what's their problem.

    Modesto: The same as yours.

    Psiquiatra muerto: They're sick of my son?

  • Manuela: [possessed by Pinfloy] Tina asked me to call you. She's embarrassed because... Well, dude, she says she's into you.

    Modesto: What? She's into me? What do you mean? Is that what she said?

    Manuela: To my face. She said "Modesto is hot. He gets my panties wet."

  • Pinfloy: Modesto. We have a problem. I haven't got I.D.

    Modesto: Don't worry. I know the doorman.

  • Modesto: Every school in the area has fired me.

    Psiquiatra vivo: But you don't see dead people anymore. We still need to pinpoint the problem. Dead people are buried in the ground, right? In holes. It's time to accept their existence.

    Modesto: Dead people?

    Psiquiatra vivo: No, the hole. It's the hole that scares you. And the hole, my dear Modesto, is your anus. How can I put this...? You're gay.

    Modesto: I'm not gay.

    Psiquiatra vivo: Sure you are. Repeat after me: "I'm gay and there's no such thing as ghosts."

    Psiquiatra muerto: [listening in on his son from the next room] I put this kid in college for nothing.

  • Modesto: I need your help.

    Psiquiatra vivo: I'm all ears.

    Modesto: No, I need YOUR help.

    Psiquiatra vivo: I'm all ears.

    Psiquiatra muerto: Are you talking to me?

    Modesto: Yes.

    Psiquiatra muerto: It's a miracle! Finally you notice me!

  • Modesto: I'm sorry, but the unfinished business thing is true, and you can't leave here until you finish it. I don't know what it is. That's up to you to find out, but if you're trapped here together it must be because you have to leave together, so maybe what we need to do is start thinking about what you have in common.

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