Moderator Quotes in The Muppets (2011)
Moderator Quotes:
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Jack Black: [after punching Gary] That's my trigger word, too.
Moderator: Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday.
Jack Black: Tuesday's another one of my TRIGGER WORDS!
[punches a classmate]
Moderator: I DON'T THINK SO!
[punches Jack Black]
Moderator: Sorry.
-- Moderator -
Primate: It's a sign.
Cardinal: A miracle.
Moderator: A winged messenger.
Gerry Ryan: It's a f***ing cockatoo!
-- Moderator -
Moderator: A difficult choice between perfection and heavenly delight. But, in true fairytale style, the heart wins out and tonight award goes to the pursuits of 'heavenly delight'!
-- Moderator -
Moderator: A difficult choice between perfection and heavenly delight. But, in true fairytale style, the heart wins odd and tonight award goes to the pursuits of 'heavenly delight'!
-- Moderator -
Moderator: Shut up! Both of you.
-- Moderator -
Agitated Man: It's not real.
Moderator: What does that mean?
Agitated Man: The show's not real! Why can't you just see that? Jesus! What are you fucking blind? You think you're above this, don't you? You are trapped here with the rest of them brother! Get out! Get out! Oblivio accedit!
-- Moderator
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