Moaning Myrtle Quotes in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

Harry: [in the Prefects' Bathroom, looks at the Golden Egg with trepidation] I must be out of my mind.

[he opens it, and it emits its usual high-pitched squeal before he slams it shut]

Harry: I'm definitely out of my mind.

Moaning Myrtle: I'd try putting it in the water if I were you.

Harry: [startled] Myrtle!

Moaning Myrtle: Hello Harry! Long time no see! I was circling a blocked drain the other day, I could swear I saw a bit of Polyjuice Potion. Not being a bad boy again, are we?

Harry: Polyjuice Potion? Kicked the habit. Myrtle, did you say try putting it in the water?

Moaning Myrtle: That's what he did, the other boy. The handsome one. Cedric. Well go on, open it.

Harry: [opens the egg underwater]

Voice inside the egg: Come seek us where our voices sound, we cannot sing above the ground. An hour long you'll have to look to recover what we took.

Harry: Myrtle, there aren't Merpeople in the Black Lake, are there?

Moaning Myrtle: Oh, very good. It took Cedric ages to riddle it out. Almost all the bubbles were gone...

Moaning Myrtle: Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet.

Harry: Uh... thanks, Myrtle.

Moaning Myrtle: *I'm* Moaning Myrtle! I wouldn't expect you to know me! Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping, Moaning Myrtle? AHHHHHHHHHH!

[she lets out a piercing shriek and dive-bombs into one of the toilets, disappearing with a splash]

Hermione: She's a little sensitive.

Moaning Myrtle: Here I am, minding my own business, and someone thinks it's funny to throw a book at me.

Ron: But, it can't hurt if someone throws something at you. I mean, it would just go right through you.

Moaning Myrtle: [swooping down towards Ron] Sure! Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it! Ten points if you get it through her stomach!

[punches Ron in stomach]

Moaning Myrtle: Fifty points if it goes through her head!

[punches Ron in head]

Gilderoy Lockhart: [Echoing from the bottom of the entrance shaft] it *really* is quite filthy down here!

Harry: [Preparing to follow Lockhart] Here we go.

Moaning Myrtle: Oh Harry - if you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet!

[Quick shot of Ron looking pained before cutting to Harry]

Harry: Urr, thanks, Myrtle!

Moaning Myrtle: Sure! Let's all throw books at Myrtle because they just go through her! Ten points if it goes through her stomach! Fifty if it goes through her head!