Miss Moneypenny Quotes in Die Another Day (2002)

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Miss Moneypenny Quotes:

  • Miss Moneypenny: [Moneypenny is typing a disinformative newspaper report in her office, when 007 walks in] James!

    James Bond: Moneypenny.

    [Bond and Moneypenny embrace and kiss. Bond lays Moneypenny out on her desk]

    Miss Moneypenny: Oh, James...

    [Continue kissing, when all of a sudden... ]

    Q: [walking in] Moneypenny?

    [Moneypenny sits up abruptly and removes a pair of virtual reality simulation centre glasses]

    Miss Moneypenny: Um... I was... um... just testing it out.

    [She blushes and buttons her blouse]

    Q: Oh, it's rather hard, isn't it?

    Miss Moneypenny: Yes... very...

  • Miss Moneypenny: M authorizes you to observe Miss Onatopp but stipulates no - contact without prior approval. End transmission, Moneypenny. Good night, James. I trust you'll stay - Onatopp of things.

  • Miss Moneypenny: You know, this sort of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment.

    James Bond: Really. What's the penalty for that?

    Miss Moneypenny: Someday, you'll have to make good on your innuendos.

  • James Bond: Hmm, never seen you after hours, Moneypenny... lovely.

    Miss Moneypenny: Thank you, James.

    James Bond: Out on some kind of fashion assignment, dressing to kill?

    Miss Moneypenny: I know you'll find this crushing, 007, but I don't sit at home every night praying for some international incident so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond. I was on a date, if you must know, with a gentlemen. We went to the theater together.

    James Bond: Moneypenny, I'm devastated.

  • James Bond: What would I ever do without you?

    Miss Moneypenny: As far as I can remember, James, you've never had me.

    James Bond: Hope springs eternal.

  • James Bond: After you, Moneypenny.

    Miss Moneypenny: No, I insist. You first.

  • Miss Moneypenny: James!

    James Bond: Moneypenny, a feast for my eyes!

    Miss Moneypenny: What about the rest of you?

    James Bond: Well, I was going to get around to that.

  • Miss Moneypenny: James! Where have you been? I've been searching all over London for you.

    [Picks up phone]

    Miss Moneypenny: 007 is here sir.

    [Slaps Bond's hand away from the papers on her desk]

    James Bond: Moneypenny! What gives?

    Miss Moneypenny: Me, given an ounce of encouragement. You've never taken me to dinner looking like this. You've never taken me to dinner...

    James Bond: I would, you know. Only "M" would have me court-martialed for... illegal use of government property.

    Miss Moneypenny: Flattery will get you nowhere - but don't stop trying.

  • Miss Moneypenny: [At a horse Ascot Racecourse] Come on Fluke! Get a wiggle on!

  • James Bond: Well, I must say you've become more beautiful everyday.

    Miss Moneypenny: *I'm* over here.

    James Bond: Oh, of course you are.

    Miss Moneypenny: And this is Miss Penelope Smallbone - my new assistant.

  • James Bond: What can I say Miss Moneypenny, except to say that she is - as attractive and, eh, - as charming...

    Miss Moneypenny: As I used to be?

    James Bond: I didn't say that.

    Miss Moneypenny: You're such a flatter, James.

    James Bond: Oh, Moneypenny, you know there never has been and - there never will be anybody but you.

    Miss Moneypenny: So, you've told me.

  • James Bond: Welcome to universal exports.

    [Bond gives Miss Smallbone a bouquet of red carnations]

    Miss Moneypenny: Take it dear, that's all you'll ever get from him.

    Penelope Smallbone: Thank you, Commander Bond.

    James Bond: You know me?

    Penelope Smallbone: Miss Moneypenny described you.

    Miss Moneypenny: In nauseating detail.

    James Bond: Really?

  • James Bond: What do you know about gold, Moneypenny?

    Miss Moneypenny: Oh, the only gold I know about is the kind you wear... you know, on the third finger of your left hand?

    James Bond: Hmm, one of these days we really must look into that.

    Miss Moneypenny: What about tonight? You'll come over for dinner...

    [playfully tosses Bond's hat onto the hat rack]

    Miss Moneypenny: and I'll cook you a wonderful angel cake.

    James Bond: Well, nothing would give me greater pleasure, but unfortunately I do have a... business appointment.

    Miss Moneypenny: That's the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me. Oh, well, some girls have all the luck. Who is she, James?

    M: [over intercom] "She" is me, Miss Moneypenny. And kindly omit the customary byplay with 007. He's dining with me and I don't want him to be late.

    Miss Moneypenny: [to Bond] So there's hope for me yet.

    James Bond: [gives Moneypenny a playful peck on the cheek] Moneypenny, won't you ever believe me?

  • James Bond: Keep this between ourselves.

    Miss Moneypenny: That girl must be very talented.

    James Bond: Believe me, my interest in her is purely professional.

  • Q: Una Yakov. Confirmed kills - 3. Probable kills - 2. Assassination methods - strangulation with hands or thighs.

    Miss Moneypenny: Why, James, she's just your type.

    James Bond: Wrong again, Moneypenny. You are.

    Miss Moneypenny: I'll file that with the other secret information around here.

  • James Bond: Moneypenny, be a dear, ask Records to monitor Czech publications and news services, see if they can find any mention of a woman cellist at a Conservatoire in Bratislava.

    Miss Moneypenny: I didn't know you were such a music lover, James. Anytime you want to drop by and listen to my Barry Manilow collection...

    [Bond pats Moneypenny on the behind twice and leaves]

  • James Bond: [Playfully] Once more into the breach, dear friends.

    Miss Moneypenny: And one plane ticket, lucky man. I've never been to Istanbul.

    James Bond: You've never been to Istanbul? Where the moonlight on the Bosphorus is irresistible.

    Miss Moneypenny: Maybe I should get you to take me there someday. I've tried everything else.

    James Bond: Darling, Moneypenny, you know I've never even looked at another woman.

    Miss Moneypenny: Oh, really James?

    James Bond: Let me tell you the secret of the world...

    [Interrupted by M]

  • James Bond: Anyone seeing you in that outfit, Moneypenny, would most certainly be discouraged from leaving the country. What can I bring you back from Holland?

    Miss Moneypenny: A diamond? In a ring?

    James Bond: Would you settle for a tulip?

    Miss Moneypenny: [Bond leaves; she sighs longingly] Yes!

  • James Bond: Still here, Moneypenny? You should be in bed.

    Miss Moneypenny: James, we *both* should be!

  • Miss Moneypenny: Have you got an assignment, James?

    James Bond: Yes, Moneypenny. I'm to eliminate all free radicals.

    Miss Moneypenny: Ooh. Do be careful.

  • Miss Moneypenny: James! But, why are you so late?

    James Bond: I fell out of an airplane without a parachute. Who's in there?

    Miss Moneypenny: Q and the Minister of Defense.

    James Bond: You don't believe me do you?

    Miss Moneypenny: No. And you should go right in.

  • Miss Moneypenny: Why James, you look like you've just fallen off a mountain.

    James Bond: Funny you should say that, Moneypenny, actually I was in a cable car. It doesn't matter.

  • Miss Moneypenny: Uh uh. In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-oh man in Europe's been rushed in. *And* the Home Secretary, too.

    James Bond: Somebody's probably lost a dog.

  • Miss Moneypenny: James, how else will you recognize her?

    James Bond: Can't miss. She has two moles on her left thigh.

  • Miss Moneypenny: [Talking on the phone] A red square with a spike through it?

    Bond: Yes, I think it's a tong sign: the Red Dragon from Macao. Ask Records to verify it, will you?

    Miss Moneypenny: Uh, sorry, sweetie. You're off duty. File it till you get back.

    Bond: Moneypenny, next time I see you, I'll put you across my knee.

    Miss Moneypenny: On yogurt and lemon juice? Ah-ha-ha. I can hardly wait!

  • Miss Moneypenny: [Looking at a photograph] A smashing figure! I don't suppose that has anything to do with your request.

    Bond: Was there ever a man more misunderstood.

    Miss Moneypenny: Now, James, you can't pull the wool over my eyes. You may be able to con the old man, but, I know better.

  • Miss Moneypenny: *You* are late!

    James Bond: Yes. Some people on the roads really burn you up these days.

  • Sir James: [taking the reins of the British Secret Service] Oh, by the way, Moneypenny, since I've come in here, have you heard me stammer?

    Miss Moneypenny: No, sir!

    Sir James: Splendid. Let me know if I do; I haven't got time for that sort of thing now.

  • Miss Moneypenny: I really have to note your qualifications.

    Cooper: Height: six foot two and a half. 184 pounds. Trophies for karate and judo, holder of the Kama Sutra black belt.

    Miss Moneypenny: Very impressive. How do you spell that?

    Cooper: I'll show you!

  • Sir James: Ah, this is where you come in Moneypenny. I want you to go through all the Auxiliary Files.

    Miss Moneypenny: The lot, sir? It'll take all night.

    Sir James: Your mother did some of her best work at night.

  • Sir James: Good lord! Moneypenny, you haven't changed a bit.

    [Long Kiss]

    Miss Moneypenny: Actually, I'm Miss Moneypenny's daughter.

    Sir James: How is your dear mother?

  • Miss Moneypenny: [Kissing on a bed] And what is your name?

    Cooper: Cooper, big eyes; but, don't be formal, call me Coop.

    Miss Moneypenny: It sounds like something for keeping birds.

    Cooper: That's me!

  • Sir James: From now on, all remaining agents and trainees will be known as James Bond 007, including the girls.

    Cooper: Won't that be rather confusing, sir?

    Sir James: Exactly! The enemy won't know which way to turn. You are now, James Bond.

    Miss Moneypenny: Congratulations, 007.

    Cooper: And you, 007, sir.

    Sir James: Good hunting, 007!

  • Sir James: No one can be such a perverse idiot as to assault a Customs official. It must be deliberate.

    Miss Moneypenny: It may just be natural talent, sir.

  • Sir James: I must say, this place brings back a few memories.

    Miss Moneypenny: Yes. Mother told me some of them.

    Sir James: [Opens liquor cabinet] She probably also told you that I'm partial to jasmine tea.

    Miss Moneypenny: [Writes it down] Jasmine tea, sir.

  • Miss Moneypenny: Eh, wIll you be needing me tonight, sir?

    Sir James: Very probably.

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