Miss Mona Quotes in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)
Miss Mona Quotes:
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Miss Mona: You know, it's always a business doing pleasure with you, Charlie!
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Miss Mona: Don't feel sorry for me. I started out poor, and I worked my way up to outcast.
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Miss Mona: Me jumpin' up and down? I'd black both my eyes!
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Miss Mona: Well, one of those nights when you ain't on duty, you drop in out there. My girls'll love to show you a little appreciation.
Deputy Fred: Shoot, Miss Mona - you know I'm a married man!
Miss Mona: Oh, Fred, you mean to tell me you don't think the cows don't appreciate the time off when a bull goes over to another pasture?
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[On space aliens]
Ed Earl: I saw a picture once, of them fellers from, you know, that's supposed to be from up there? Fly around? Tiny little fellers. Bald-headed, little feet, little hands - got no peckers.
Miss Mona: Got no peckers?
[Ed shakes his head no]
Miss Mona: Well, I ain't interested. I don't think my girls would be either!
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Miss Mona: I couldn't be a ballerina now. I'm too top-heavy. I have a hard enough time balancin' these things now without gettin' on my toes!
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Miss Mona: Well, I always just thought if you see somebody without a smile, give 'em yours!
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Miss Mona: You know what burns my ass?
Ed Earl: What?
Miss Mona: A flame about three feet high!
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Miss Mona: Now that's what the little silver snaps are for.
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Miss Mona: Ed Earl, I think the best thing to do is to put this behind us, just as quick as we can. I've made a little money, I've laughed some, I've danced to the music... it's just time to pay the fiddler, that's all.
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Miss Mona: [singing] It's just a little bitty pissant country place, ain't nothing much to see. / No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd.
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Miss Mona: The best part?
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Miss Mona: Well Fine! Then I'm getting dressed and going home!
Ed Earl: Well Fine! I'm going into the bathroom and... put this on.
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Miss Mona: You ain't never gonna be no more than you are right now: a chicken-shit sheriff in a chicken-shit town!
Ed Earl: You may be right, but it's a hell of a lot better than being a whore.
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