Miss Mann Quotes in Scary Movie (2000)

[after Miss Mann's "secret" is apparent to Cindy]

Miss Mann: Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of. Some for money, others to gain the athletic edge on the competition. Sometimes those secrets come back to haunt us. Do you know what I mean?

Cindy Campbell: Yes I do, uh, Miss Mann. Thanks for ball - I mean all your help. I have to go to class.

Miss Mann: Anytime dear.

Miss Mann: The police have asked us to give you the following safety tips: Stay in well lit areas, never travel alone whenever possible, ALWAYS wipe front to back, and remember, never EVER believe someone when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crab infestation.

Miss Mann: Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you like.