Miss Leavy Quotes in Simon Birch (1998)

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Miss Leavy Quotes:

  • Miss Leavy: The Star of Bethlehem is not a piñata!

  • Miss Leavy: The Virgin Mary does not chew gum.

  • Miss Leavy: [reading off remaining roles for the Christmas play] ... Well, there's the shepherds, but they don't do much -

    [Everyone's hands spring up instantaneously]

    Adult Joe Wenteworth: [voicecover] Miss Leavy always tried to downplay the role of the shepherds, but we weren't fooled. We knew that all you had to do was stand there with a staff and try not to laugh at all the poor fools with speaking parts.

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