Miss Irvine Quotes in The Witches (1990)

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Miss Irvine Quotes:

  • Mr. Jenkins: Thought I'd like to say hello to a fellow philanthropist.

    Miss Eva Ernst: You collect stamps?

    Mr. Jenkins: Charitees. This RSPCC.

    Miss Eva Ernst: What is this RSP...?

    Miss Irvine: [whispers] Cruelty to Children!

    Miss Eva Ernst: Oh, of course, you give money for the little...

    [gags]

    Miss Eva Ernst: children. And... we of course... we also give money for the little...

    [Irvine holds out a basin for he. Jenkins throws some change into it]

  • Henrietta: Poisoned sweets? We'll wipe them out like weasels!

    Grand High Witch: Who spoke?

    Miss Irvine: [points at Henrietta and laughs] She did!

    Henrietta: It's brilliant!

    Grand High Witch: Poisoned? And you don't mind getting caught, exposed, vilified?

    Henrietta: [nervously] Well, I just thought...

    Grand High Witch: Mindless bumpkin! You blithering bogvumper!

    [Henrietta winces in fear]

    Grand High Witch: No wonder that England is swarming with...

    [Eva takes a deep breath to keep her cool]

    Grand High Witch: [now calm] Everything you sell that day will have to be treated with my very latest and very greatest magic formula.

    [Eva holds out a tiny purple vial, Formula 86]

    Grand High Witch: [points and shouts to enunciate at Henrietta] Witches work only with magic!

  • [after being rejected from the banquet]

    Miss Irvine: I didn't want to be one of them anyway.

  • Marlene: [entering the room as they leave] Evening, madam. Just poppin' in to turn down your bed.

    Miss Eva Ernst: How is the room service here?

    Miss Irvine: Diabolical.

    Miss Eva Ernst: Good.

    Miss Irvine: How do you know that woman upstairs?

    Miss Eva Ernst: Come along. Walk downstairs. The elevator is out of order.

    [as they walk downstairs the elevator chimes]

  • Miss Eva Ernst: You may remove your shoes! You may remove your wigs!

    [Grabs her wig with one hand and pulls her face mask down to her eyebrows with the other]

    Miss Eva Ernst: The doors- are they locked and bolted?

    Miss Irvine: Locked and bolted, your Grandness.

    Miss Eva Ernst: Good. Help.

  • Miss Irvine: [to Luke's two mices] Off you go, back home to Luke.

  • Miss Eva Ernst: What are you doing here?

    Miss Irvine: The banquet, Miss Ernst.

    Miss Eva Ernst: No, no, no, no! You must go to your room and prepare for...

    Mr. Jenkins: Hello!

    Miss Eva Ernst: ...tomorrow's flight. Yes.

    [Waves to Mr. Jenkins]

    Miss Eva Ernst: Have a good flight.

    Miss Irvine: But, it's our banquet!

    Miss Eva Ernst: You are not here to enjoy yourself, you are here as my staff! Go to your room, NOW.

    [to the Witches at the table]

    Miss Eva Ernst: Ladies...

    Miss Irvine: [long pause after Eva Ernst walks off] I quit.

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