Miss Davis Quotes in Varsity Blues (1999)
Miss Davis Quotes:
Jonathon "Mox' Moxon: The male erection? Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...
Miss Davis: That's good...
Jonathon "Mox' Moxon: Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.
Miss Davis: Pedro?
Jonathon "Mox' Moxon: Mm-hum.
Miss Davis: Can anyone tell me a common slang term for the male erection?
Student: Boner? Is boner one?
Miss Davis: Yes! Boner is good, boner is very good!
Miss Davis: Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina!
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