Mirror Man Quotes in Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)

[from trailer]

Mirror Man: My queen, you have defied nature and robbed it of its fairest root. But on this day there is one more beautiful than you.

Queen Ravenna: Who is it?

Mirror Man: Snow White.

Queen Ravenna: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is fairest of them all?

Mirror Man: My Queen, on this day one has come of age fairer even than you. She is the reason your powers wane.

Queen Ravenna: Who is it?

Mirror Man: Snow White.

Queen Ravenna: Snow White? She is my undoing? I should have killed her when she was a child!

Mirror Man: Be warned, her innocence and purity is all that can destroy you. But she is also your salvation, Queen. Take her heart in your hand and you shall never again need to consume youth. You shall never again weaken or age.

Queen Ravenna: Immortality. Immortality forever.

[yells]

Queen Ravenna: Finn! Brother, bring me the King's daughter.

Mirror Man: Snow White. She is the reason your powers wane.

Mirror Man: Is there no end to your power and beauty?

Donny: Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?

Otto Halliwell: Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files".

Sara "Sway" Wayland: Gimme "Columbo".

Kip: A Peugeot convertible.

Donny: What color?

Kip: Gray.

Mirror Man: How do you know that?

Kip: 'Cause I love that show.

Mirror Man: Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!

Freb: What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?

Tumbler: "ROBIN-1"

Kip: Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?

Memphis: Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins.

Otto Halliwell: Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta?

Sara "Sway" Wayland: Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked.

Freb: The corner of Wiltern and Wetherley... Tumbler messed up, he said the Porsche should be at the corner of Wiltern and Wetherly.

Kip: There it is.

Mirror Man: You're bullshitting me, right? 9024 Wiltern?

Kip: I gotta get my tool.

Mirror Man: Kip! He ain't bullshitting, man!

[Kip opens the boot, retrieves half a brick]

Mirror Man: Kip that's not a tool... that's a damn brick! Kip, man we gonna use a brick, we may as well call prison and make reservations!

Mirror Man: [to Sphinx] Damn it's cold up here, they keep these Ferrari's refrigerated? And you know black people don't like cold weather, we're tropical people. Man, when this is over I'm gonna smoke a joint, watch two hours of Roots and I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!

[approaching an alarm panel]

Mirror Man: Now, to get this open we just...

[Sphinx flicks his knife, and pries the panel open]

Mirror Man: I'm telling you, I'm running this shit! You do that again, and I will kick...!

[Sphinx turns and glares at him, still holding his knife]

Mirror Man: ...Cool, man. You don't have to take everything so damn personal.

Donny: Hey, did you see a box of rubber gloves around here?

Mirror Man: Gloves? Man, you don't need gloves! This is the new age! Check it out.

Donny: What is this?

Mirror Man: Just let me see that big claw you call a hand.

[He spreads adhesive onto Donny's fingertip]

Mirror Man: That ain't donut jelly, so don't eat it.

[He applies the false fingerprint]

Mirror Man: Your new fingerprints. Elvis is back.

Donny: Damn...

Mirror Man: Boy got skills, right?

Donny: Yeah, you do.

[They bump fists]

Donny: You're like a little ghetto Smurf.

[on their way to steal cars from the police impound]

Mirror Man: Hey, Sphinx, I don't look suspicious, do I, man?

Mirror Man: [Mirror Man just applied fake fingerprints to Donny's hand] Ya' boy got skills, right?

Donny: Yeah you do. You look like a little ghetto smurf.

Memphis: For the next 24 hours, all your decision-making privileges have been removed. You got it?

Mirror Man: It's cool, man.

Memphis: Obviously, they're on to us. He's sniffing real close. If anything tonight appears out of place, I want you to cut bait, get out of there, and walk away. And get rid of this goddamn car!

[distracting the guard at the impound with a Barbie]

Mirror Man: Hey, lookie here, she's a brick... , duh-duh-duh, house.

[looking at the Humvee]

Mirror Man: Hey Sphinx, check it out. Homeboy got "SNAKE" on the license plate. Well, Snake gon' have to slither his ass all the way to the bus stop in the morning... I got some low-riding music for you. It's better than that cracker shit you listen to.