Miroku Quotes in Inuyasha the Movie: Affections Touching Across Time (2001)

Kagome Higurashi: Hey how do you like that? I'm only asking if you like the taste!

Inuyasha: Wait! I knew something was missing.

Kagome Higurashi: Something missing? What do you mean?

Inuyasha: You know what I mean

[digs through Kagome's backpack]

Inuyasha: Oh great, here it is!

[He holds up package of ramen noodles. Kagome gets VERY angry and starts walking away]

Inuyasha: Kagome, boil up some water for me would ya?

Kagome Higurashi: [Growls] Inuyasha.

[Turns around]

Kagome Higurashi: Sit boy!

[Inuyasha falls to the ground]

Kagome Higurashi: Sit-sit-sit-sit-sit... SIT BOY!

[Inuyasha goes deeper and deeper into the ground]

Kagome Higurashi: [Storms off] Thanks for nothing!

Shippo: I've heard her say "sit" before, but never like that.

Miroku: Call it punishment for not considering Kagome's feelings.

Miroku: As a token of my gratitude for helping our furry friend, would you ladies kindly consider bearing my children?

[Sango strikes him on the head with her weapon]

Miroku: Forgive me. It's hard to control myself around such beauties.

Sango: Who asked you?

Sango: Thanks so much, Miroku. You saved me from... hmm?

[Miroku is stroking her behind as usual]

Sango: [slaps Miroku] Keep your hands to yourself, pervert!

Miroku: You misunderstand. I was just making sure your flawless body wasn't harmed in anyway.

Sango: Not necessary, thank you!

Hatchi: No, please don't make me go there, master.

Miroku: Come with us, or be sucked into my wind tunnel.

Hatchi: Ah! Alright, alright! Crooked Monk!

[Hatchi transforms into his squash form while they are still in a cave, grinding Miroku and Sango into the wall]

Sango: Don't transform in this small space you fool!

Miroku: Now I'm really going to suck you up.

Ruri: [about his wind tunnel] I was waiting for you to use that power.

Miroku: You what?

Ruri: [Places her hand inside Miroku's] You cannot escape my powers of duplication.

Miroku: Duplication?

[He closes the wind tunnel too late]

Ruri: At last I have it in my possession. Wind tunnel!

Shippo: How come no one's coming to rescue ME?

[Miroku breaks his fall, catching him with his Shakujo staff]

Shippo: I've still got my whole life ahead of me!

Sango: We'd never abandon you!

Shippo: [sobbing] I was scared out of my wits!

Miroku: You're safe now.

[demon roars fiercely]

Miroku: Well, maybe I spoke a little too soon...

Sango: It seems that way.

[Shippo perches on Sango's shoulder]

Shippo: What'll we do?

[Sango looks shocked]

Miroku: [stroking Sango's butt] A touch of heaven to ease the tension of the moment!

[Sango growls, a slap is heard]

Miroku: Gyah!

Sango: Could you try and focus for once?

Miroku: Couldn't help myself...

Sango: [Miroku falls off Kilala at high altitude] Miroku!

Shippo: I'll catch ya! Transform!

[transforms into a large bird, flies and catches Miroku]

Miroku: Oh, I owe you one! You make a good albatross, Shippo.

Shippo: [despondently] I'm a hawk!

Miroku: [to Sango] What good is this cursed hand if I can't use it to protect the woman I love?

Miroku: Sango! I've missed you!

[hugs Sango]

Sango: Wha- Houshi-sama, what are you-?

[stiffens as Miroku is shown to be rubbing her bottom]

Miroku: Ah, how missed was this caress...

[Sango slaps Miroku]

Miroku: [holding his now-red cheek] Ah, how missed was this pain...