Mirage Reception Person Quotes in Vegas Vacation (1997)

Mirage Reception Person: Welcome to the Mirage. May I have your credit card, please?

Clark Griswold: Yes, indeedy. Clark W. Griswold, four.

Mirage Reception Person: You know, we have an excellent dry cleaning service here, if you're so inclined.

Clark Griswold: Oh, uh? it's? it's a bbbirthmark.

Mirage Reception Person: Uh-huh. Now in order to get to your rooms, you're going to have to go this way through the casino, veer to the left. Take a sharp right at the first giant palm tree. You'll see a group of blackjack tables. Not baccarat, not craps, blackjack. Keep going, then wind around to your left. If you get to the pool, you've gone too far, back up and take another right. You'll see a bank of elevators. Those aren't your elevators, stay away from them. But keep going, you'll see another bank of elevators, the gold elevators, those are yours. Take them up to the tenth floor, take a right at the end of the hall and you'll find your room. Any questions?

Clark Griswold: Uh-uh-uh no not really. Russ!

Rusty: Yeah, dad.

Clark Griswold: Oh, there you are. Didja get that?