Minion Quotes in Despicable Me 3 (2017)
Minion Quotes:
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[from trailer]
Minion: [looks at a statue of a Gru relative and laughs; to another Minion] Hey, sesct Gru gon boobs!
-- Minion -
Megamind: [answering a cell phone] Ollo?
Minion: Uh, it's "hello", sir.
Megamind: Oh... Hello?
[to Minion]
Megamind: Like that?
Minion: [gives him a thumbs-up]
-- Minion -
[a solar-powered laser starts to activate]
Minion: [at a monitor] Death ray readying!
Megamind: Let's see if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the sun! FIRE!
[nothing happens]
Megamind: [to Minion] Fire!
Minion: [at monitor] Still warming up, sir.
Megamind: Come again?
Minion: Warming up.
Megamind: Warming up? The sun is WARMING UP?
Minion: Just a little more and...
-- Minion -
Megamind: MINION!
Minion: [wounded] I can't see... it's cold and dark, and warm and light...
Megamind: It's me, Minion. I'm right here.
Minion: We've had a lot of adventures together, you and I...
Megamind: We have.
Minion: I mean... most of them ended in horrible failure... but we won today, didn't we, sir?
Megamind: Yes, Minion. We did it, thanks to you.
Minion: Code... we're the good guys now.
Megamind: Code: I guess we are.
Minion: Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm going! I think this is it! I'm going far away...!
[Megamind picks up his friend's body... and drops it in the fountain]
Megamind: What a drama queen!
Minion: You know, I'm feeling much better now! Guess I just needed a swim...
Megamind: [to Roxanne] He had you going, didn't he? Classic Minion.
Megamind: [to Minion] Don't give me that face. He reels you in with that little face! Look at that face!
-- Minion -
Megamind: You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi! I'm afraid no one can hear you!
[Roxanne just gives him an exasperated look]
Megamind: Uh, why isn't she screaming?
Minion: Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind...
Megamind: Like this!
[does a fake scream]
Megamind: Well, that's a poor lady scream...
[the brainbot in his lap bites his hand, and he lets out a high-pitched scream]
Megamind: AAAAAHHH!
Roxanne Ritchi: [smirking] That's a little better.
-- Minion -
Minion: You seem in a very good mood today, sir.
Megamind: Huh? Oh, yes... Minion, how long is this going to take?
Minion: Just a few alterations, and I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet! I'm calling it... The Black Mambaaaaaaaaaa...!
-- Minion -
Megamind: How do I look, Minion? Do I look bad?
Minion: Disgustingly horrifying, sir!
Megamind: You ALWAYS know what to say!
-- Minion -
[capturing a terrified Hal]
Megamind: Use the spray!
[Minion uses a can of chloroform spray, but it doesn't work, so he checks the can]
Minion: All out, sir.
Megamind: Well, use the forget-me stick!
Minion: Oh, right!
[hits Hal in head with a club]
-- Minion -
Megamind: [talking to a Drinking Bird toy] I know. Funny. Always thirsty, never satisfied. I understand you, little well dressed bird. Purposeless, emptiness. It's a vacuum, isn't it? It's... What's your vacuum like?
Minion: [bursts in with the Venus de Milo statue] I'm going off the rails on a crazy train, sir!
Megamind: Hey, not now, Minion! I'm in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy.
-- Minion -
Minion: My sole purpose in life is to look after you!
Megamind: Well, I don't need you to look after me!
Minion: What are you... what are you saying? You don't need me?
Megamind: Let me make it clear. Code: I don't need you.
Minion: You know what? You know what? Code: I'll just pack my thing and go!
Megamind: Code: Fine!
Minion: Code: Fine back! Good luck on your date!
Megamind: I will!
Minion: That doesn't even make any sense!
Megamind: I know!
-- Minion -
Megamind: [clutching his forehead] My spider bite is acting up!
Roxanne Ritchi: Your plan is failing. Just admit it.
Minion: Yeah, good luck with THAT one!
Megamind: [to Minion] Whose side are you on?
Roxanne Ritchi: The losing side.
Minion: Thank you!
-- Minion -
Megamind: [happily] We're gonna die!
Minion: [laughing then stops] Wait, what?
-- Minion -
Roxanne Ritchi: [looking around Megamind's lair] Is there some kind of nerdy supervillain website where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials?
Minion: Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in...
Megamind: Don't answer that!
Minion: [whispering] Romania.
Megamind: NO! She's using her nosy reporter skills on your weak-willed mind to find out all our secrets! Such tricks... won't work... on ME.
Roxanne Ritchi: [sarcastic] Please talk slower.
Megamind: Temptress!
-- Minion -
Hal: Who are you?
Megamind: I sent you to this planet to teach you about honor, justice, and nobility. I am your father.
Hal: So... you're like my space dad?
Megamind: ...Yeah. I'm like your space dad.
Hal: [to Minion] And you are... what?
Minion: I'm your space stepmom! I've had some work done recently.
-- Minion -
[looking at a charred caped skeleton]
Minion: You did it, sir.
Megamind: I did it...
[cheers]
Megamind: I did it!
Mayor: [shocked] He did it!
Warden: [shocked] He did it!
-- Minion -
[from trailer]
Megamind: Quick, disguise.
[Megamind activates a hologram, while Minion puts on an apron and wig]
Minion: What?
Megamind: You look fantastic.
-- Minion -
[from trailer]
Minion: Well, this is a strange turn of events...
-- Minion -
[Megamind extracts Metro Man's DNA]
Minion: Sir, I think this is a bad idea...
Megamind: Yes, a very wickedly bad idea for the greater good of bad!
Minion: But I'm saying it's the kind of bad that... Okay, you might think is good from your bad perception, but from a good perception... It's just plain bad.
Megamind: Oh, you don't know what's good for bad!
-- Minion -
Minion: This is about Miss Ritchi, isn't it? You're going on a date with her!
Megamind: [laughs] No, my main man! Get out of town!
Minion: Oh, this is bad... This is bad! You've fallen in love with her!
Megamind: You are forgetting your place, Minion. Now give me the keys!
Minion: What happens when Roxanne finds out who you really are?
Megamind: She'll never find out! That's the point of lying!
-- Minion -
Minion: [sniffs suspiciously] Are you wearing Jean Paul Gaultier's "Pour Homme"?
Megamind: It's just my natural musk!
-- Minion -
Minion: I may not know much, but I do know this: The bad guy doesn't get the girl!
Megamind: Well, maybe I don't WANT to be the bad guy anymore!
[Minion screams in horror]
Megamind: ...You heard me!
Minion: [whispers] Who are you?
-- Minion -
Megamind: Warden, you have to let me out! You have to let me go! Titan has to be stopped!
Warden: Sorry, Megamind, you still have eight-five life sentences to live through. It'll give you plenty of time to think about what you've done.
Megamind: You want me to say it? I'll say it! Here it is, from the deepest, blackest pit of my heart: I'M SORRY!
Warden: ...Not buying it.
Megamind: [sighs] I don't blame you. I've terrorized the city countless times. I've created a hero who's turned out to be a villain. I treated my best friend, Minion, like dirt. But I beg you, don't let Roxanne, don't let this city pay for my wrongdoings.
Minion: [removing the Warder disguise] Apology accepted.
-- Minion -
Megamind: [wounded] I'm sorry... I did the best I could...
Roxanne Ritchi: I'm so proud of you.
[Megamind touches his watch, who is actually Minion in disguise]
Roxanne Ritchi: Minion?
Minion: Surprise!
[chuckles nervously]
Minion: He's the real hero!
[points at Megamind disguised as Metro Man]
-- Minion -
[from trailer]
Minion: So what's the plan, sir?
Megamind: I have no idea!
-- Minion -
Megamind: Who is this man infused with god-like powers?
Minion: Well sir, his name is Hal Stewart. He's 28 years old, no criminal records... Actually, no records at all. Apparently this man hasn't accomplished anything.
Megamind: Not yet, Minion. Not yet!
-- Minion -
Megamind: Hal Shtuart! Destiny has summoned you to heroics! Hal Shtuart? Am... Am I saying it right, Minion?
Minion: It's "Stewart", sir.
Hal: Is this a robbery? Because the lady across the hall has way better stuff!
-- Minion -
[Metro Man suddenly collapses with exhaustion in the observatory]
Megamind: What trickery is this?
Metro Man: You mad genius!... Your dark gift has finally paid off!
Megamind: It-it has?
Metro Man: These walls... they're obviously lined... with copper!
Megamind: Yeah, so?
Minion: Sir!
[points to the monitor, which shows the death-ray is about to start up]
Metro Man: Copper... drains my powers!
Megamind: Your weakness is copper? Y-you're kidding right?
-- Minion -
Minion: Create a hero? Why would you do that?
Megamind: So I'll have someone to fight! Minion, I'm a villain without a hero, a yin with no yang, a bullfighter with no bull to fight - in other words, I have no purpose!
-- Minion -
[Minion discovers Bernard in the washing machine]
Minion: [calling] Sir, you really need to clean out your pockets more often!
Bernard: This has been the worst day of my entire life!
Minion: Ahahaha, no worries!
[hits Bernard with the forget-me stick]
-- Minion -
Minion: Who wants churros?
-- Minion -
Minion: [to Megamind] Why do you always blame me?
-- Minion -
Minion: Nothing can stop Ruber's plan to take over Camelot.
Lady Juliana: You don't know my daughter.
-- Minion
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