Ming Ming Quotes in Elf (2003)

Ming Ming: It's alright, Buddy. Just how many Etch-A-Sketches did you get finished?

[Buddy is silent]

Ming Ming: Come on, Buddy, how many?

Buddy: I made, uh... 85.

[elves stop working, stare in surprise]

Ming Ming: [observes elves, turns back to Buddy] 85? That puts you... 915 off the pace.

[shrugs]

Buddy: Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins!

Foom Foom: [as Buddy eavesdrops] It was quick thinking yesterday with that "Special Talents" thing.

Ming Ming: I feel bad for the guy. I just hope he doesn't get wise.

Foom Foom: Well, if he hasn't figured out he's a human by now, I don't think he ever will.