Minerva Mayflower Quotes in Hudson Hawk (1991)

Darwin Mayflower: So, Hawkmeister. We've got you clothes, a great hotel and a 250,000 lira per diem.

Minerva Mayflower: That's 200 dollars a day. So he can get a hooker and some tequila? Veto, Darwin!

Hudson Hawk: I guess we see who wears the penis in this family.

Darwin Mayflower: The last ingredient in the recipe is Da Vinci's model of a helicopter...

Minerva Mayflower: ...on display for three days only at the Louvre in Paris.

Hudson Hawk: As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin?

Darwin Mayflower: Shut up, you're going to make me lose my train of thought!

Minerva Mayflower: Darwin, this is supposed to be torture, not therapy.

[repeated line]

Minerva Mayflower: Bunny, ball ball.

Darwin Mayflower: Waldo, 100 million clams! Yes!

Auctioneer: That's 100 millon dollars to Mr. Darwin Mayflower.

Minerva Mayflower: 100 million and one, Waldo!

Auctioneer: Fantastic! 100 million dollars and one.

Darwin Mayflower: Outbid by mine own wench! Quelle bummere!

Minerva Mayflower: Don't hate me baby!

Minerva Mayflower: Why is the world jam packed with such idiots? Every Schmo has a fantasy that the planet revolves around them. It rains, a car crash happens, they say 'How can this happen to me?' But for us, this isn't a fantasy, it is a reality.

Darwin Mayflower: Oh yes! If De Vinci were alive today, he'd be eating microwaved sushi, naked in the back of a Cadillac with the both of us. The project of his life is now toy of mine. History... Tradition... Culture... are not concepts. These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! The chaos we will cause with this machine will be our final masterpiece!