Milwaukee Security Guard Quotes in Bad Santa (2003)

Willie: [Willie is being held up by the Security Guard] The hell's wrong with you? I'm trying to fucking leave here.

Milwaukee Security Guard: Pants are awful baggy. You got anything in there?

Willie: Yeah, my dick. You wanna see it?

Willie: [Willie is being held up by the Securtiy Guard] What are you doing asshole? I'm trying to fucking leave here.

Milwaukee Security Guard: Pants are awfully baggy.

[Being funny]

Milwaukee Security Guard: You wouldn't be trying to steal nothing would ya?

Willie: You're an asshole, did you know that?