Milton Hackett Quotes in Cry-Baby (1990)

Milton Hackett: Looks like somebody lost their laundry.

Lenora Frigid: Hello Cry-Baby. You've scorched me, man.

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Later, Lenora.

Lenora Frigid: But Cry-baby, I need a date for tonight's Jukebox Jamboree.

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Well, I'm solo, sugar.

Lenora Frigid: [offering to show her breasts] Wanna see these gunboats? I give, Cry-baby. I give bare second on the first date.

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Use your mentality and cool down!

Wanda: Yeah, Lenora, your bosoms ain't nothin'!

Hatchet-Face: Better watch it, bozo! You might catch a cold!

Pepper: My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten-foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap!

Cry-Baby: [singing] High school hell cats.

Pepper, Hatchet Face, Milton Hackett, Allison, Wanda: [singing] On our own.

Cry-Baby: [singing] High school hell cats.

Pepper, Hatchet Face, Milton Hackett, Allison, Wanda: [singing] Almost grown.

Cry-Baby: [singing] Come on pick a fight, we wish you would. I love being bad cause it sure feels good. Oh-oh!

[Allison and The Whiffles finish singing "Mr. Sandman"... Uncle Belvidere whisks Allison down a rope]

Milton Hackett: Allison Vernon-Williams, the decision is yours...

Uncle Belvedere Rickettes: You sang with the squares, now sing with the drape!

[everyone cheers]

Baldwin: We'll get married and live in Suburbia. I love you Allison

Allison: I don't want to hurt you Baldwin.

Lenora Frigid: [snatches toy baby away from little girl] I had my baby. Isn't he cute? I'm a square now. Wave to Allison.

Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother: You may be a square Lenora, but you're still a tramp.

[Mrs. Vernon-Williams turns to look at Allison]

Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother: Allison, pick the man who loves you the most.

Uncle Belvedere Rickettes: Today's a special day for me and your grandmother. We've been together ten whole years.

Ramona Rickettes: I'm just so proud of all my drape children! Oh Wanda, you sure is pretty in them tight clothes, all painted up like trash!

Wanda: I wish you and Belvedere were my parents.

Ramona Rickettes: Now Milton, boy, you are everything a man should be: you're young, stupid, and... mean!

Milton Hackett: We're gonna play some cool music for you tonight, Ramona.

Ramona Rickettes: And Hatchet-face, oh honey! You're just like me. Now, you put the T in tough! So hard you could've been eating nails for breakfast! But that's the way a woman's got to be these days.

Hatchet-Face: I'd kick a square's ass for you in a minute, Mrs. Rickettes!

Ramona Rickettes: Oh, this is the best gang my grandson could ever have!

Cry-Baby: [singing] I had my first cigarette before I could walk / And I was strumming this guitar before I could talk, Cause I'm the King.

Hatchet-Face, Wanda, Pepper, Milton Hackett, Allison: [singing] King Cry Baby.

Cry-Baby: [singing] Yeah, I'm the King.

Hatchet-Face, Wanda, Pepper, Milton Hackett, Allison: [singing] King Cry Baby.

Cry-Baby: [singing] Oh, I'm the King.

Hatchet-Face, Wanda, Pepper, Milton Hackett, Allison: [singing] King Cry Baby.

Cry-Baby: [singing] A King Cry Baby with a tear in my eye / If you mess with the King you're gonna cry, baby, cry, baby, cry, baby, cry.