Milton Quotes in Drive Angry (2011)

The Accountant: You're not the first to get out, and I doubt you'll be the last, but I have got to know, how did you get out with the God-killer?

Milton: I just walked in and took it.

The Accountant: Oh. Wouldn't wanna be you when he finds out.

Milton: What's he gonna do? Not let me back in?

Piper: Gimme one good reason I shouldn't shoot you in the face.

Milton: I'm driving.

Piper: You know what I mean!

Milton: I'm going to kill you.

Jonah King: Ah, Milton, so many have tried. But I am armored with a power that you will never know. Nothing of this earth can kill me.

Milton: I'm not of this earth.

Candy: [as they're having sex] Oh, baby. Why don't you fuck naked?

Milton: I never disrobe before gunplay.

Milton: I'm Milton. You're Piper, right?

Piper: Well, Milton, if you try and kill me and dump me in the woods, I'm gonna cut your nuts off.

Milton: Yes, ma'am.

Milton: Thank you, Webster. I don't believe I'll be having that beer just now. Not unless I'm drinking it from Jonah King's skull.

Milton: It's still in there. The bullet. I can... I can feel it.

Piper: You gonna tap that or what?

Milton: Tap?

Piper: Geez, Milton, how long has it been?

Milton: I've had a lot on my mind.

Piper: Uh-huh. Right. Suit yourself then. But no one reaches the end and says, "I wish I hadn't fucked so much."

Milton: Even in Hell there is compassion.

Piper: Just so you know, I don't pick up hitchikers.

Milton: I didn't have my thumb out.

Piper: What kind of fucking gun is that?

Milton: The kind you use on guys like that.

Fucking Passenger: You're too late. You gotta know that, right? First full moon, she's dead, man. She's dead and He's gonna walk the motherfucking earth.

Milton: Hell already is walking the earth. You tell him I'm coming. Tell him I'm coming to get her back.

Milton: Let her go and give me the child, or I'll blow all your heads off.

Piper: [looking back] But why aren't they following us?

Milton: Because your a straight-up certifiable cop-killing murderer and they're scared of you.

Piper: [smiles] So what now?

Milton: Now we drive.

Eunice: [to Sid] I never thought I would see my little baby again, we've been searching everywhere for you.

Sid: You have? I knew it, I knew it! Deep down I knew I wasn't abandoned.

Marshall: Ah, that's incorrect, we totally abandoned you.

Eunice: But we always missed you.

[sharply to Milton]

Eunice: Right?

Milton: Yeah, right! Yeah, yeah, yeah... and we just knew Sid would want to see his poor dear Granny before... her time is up.

Granny: [angrily] I'll bury y'all and dance on your grave!

Diego: [Roars] Yeah, you don't scare me mother nature! There's nothing you can throw at me that I can't handle.

[Hears whooping]

Diego: Huh?

[Gets hit by log being driven by sloths]

Eunice: I think we're almost there!

Milton: We'd better be! I just lost the steering!

Granny: Has anyone seen Precious? It's her feeding time.

Marshall: Mom! Granny's talking about her dead pet again.

Uncle Fungus: Hey, paws up, everybody!

Marshall: Paws down, Uncle, please! That is nasty.

Uncle Fungus: Whoo-hoo!

Eunice: Be careful, Milton, you're gonna hurt somebody!

[Diego tries to reach safety]

Eunice: Aah! Bad kitty!

Marshall: Rock!

Granny: [Diego flies into Granny] Whoo!

Diego: [When log has finally stopped] That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?

Milton: And warn the community. She tends to wander!

Wayne: You're worthless! You're less than nothing! What's keeping you here? You don't belong here! Why don't you just quit?

Milton: Cause I've got no place else to go!

Milton: I hate my father. I hate my life. But I feel great! You guys are great. I'm gonna go pick a fight.

Wayne: He's gotten a lot better.

Garth: Way better.

Max Sayer: What about the fingerprints? What happened when we dusted that whole hotel suite?

Milton: Well, we have some of Taransky's fingerprints, a lot of yours... and none of hers.

Max Sayer: No one is that perfect, that pure. You know, I had something on Mother Teresa once - and then she died and it just wasn't worth it anymore.

Milton: Big chief gottum new squaw?

Cuthbert J. Twillie: "New" is right. She hasn't been unwrapped yet.

Milton: [Outside the hotel] Hmm... Must be Big Chief's new teepee.

Cuthbert J. Twillie: Milton, my brave, go upstairs and park your stoical presence outside the teepee of Mrs. Twillie. Number 8. I'll proceed to the local gin mill, and absorb a beaker of firewater.

Milton: Big Chief gottum new squaw?

Cuthbert J. Twillie: "New" is right: she hasn't been unwrapped yet.

Milton: [Commenting on Twillie's hangover] Chief no feel good, huh?

Cuthbert J. Twillie: I feel as though a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

[Milton just stole A.J.'s plans for Futureworld]

Milton: Crazy Amelia, you have got a sick mind.

A.J.: Just give those back.

[James walks in]

James: Is there a problem here Amelia?

A.J.: On no. There is no problem here at all.

Milton: Come on guys, lets go.

Milton: You don't have to do this, Roman! Just tell me what you want, I can make it happen! Any picture, name your budget, script approval, final cut!

Roman: I already have it.

[Roman cuts Milton's throat]

Roman: Not only did they-did they kill the film, but they killed my cast. You know, nobody's gonna wanna work with me. Variety called me a "pariah." I don't even know what a pariah is. Why-why couldn't somebody have killed the cast from Stab 1, huh? Or Stab 2? Why me? What, John, what did we do wrong?

Milton: Hollywood is full of criminals whose careers are flourishing.

Roman: I'm not a criminal. I was questioned. Yeah, but that's all. I was questioned. That's it.

Milton: It's good for your mystique.

Roman: You think it'll help me get work?

Milton: Did Cotton's death have anything to do with this movie?

Detective Wallace: He was making a movie called Stab... he was stabbed.