Millie Michaels Quotes in California Suite (1978)

Millie Michaels: How much would you say she is, Marvin? Does she look like a fifty dollar hooker to you?

Marvin Michaels: I don't know... I guess so...

Millie Michaels: What a cheap brother you've got. We spend a HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FIVE on his lousy kid!

Millie Michaels: I've never seen you so sex-crazed in the morning!

Marvin Michaels: I never realized that it was the morning.

Marvin Michaels: Do you know who that is?

Millie Michaels: Yes, it's our hooker. Do you think I would ride with strangers?

[Marvin is in town for his nephew's bar mitzvah. His brother has set him up with a hooker, who is in his bed, unconscious, when Marvin's wife, Millie, arrives. Marvin tries desperately to keep her from seeing the hooker, but finally gives in to the inevitable]

Marvin Michaels: Millie... I want you to turn around. But please - no matter what you see - don't say anything for ten seconds.

[Millie turns. She sees the unconscious hooker]

Millie Michaels: One... two... I'm praying, Marvin. I'm praying very hard the maid came in here to do your room, got dizzy, and fainted from overwork. I'm praying to God the maids in this hotel wear pajamas.