Millard Quotes in My Dog Skip (2000)

Junior Smalls: [Millard throws a wine bottle at Willie, but Willie dodges. Millard giggles] Listen to me, you little worm. You tell anybody about where we're hiding here this bust-head, you'll wake up to find a dead pooch on your porch.

[spits, puts his cigarette in his mouth and shows Willie his wallet]

Junior Smalls: See, I've been needing me a new billfold.

[takes his cigarette off his mouth]

Junior Smalls: I think one made out of genuine dog-hide would be right slick.

[Millard imitates a weak dog's moan to tease Willie]

Junior Smalls: Now you look like a smart kid. You move so much as one little pinkie before the sun comes up, you better start think good and hard about life without that mutt.

Millard: Everybody needs a friend.

[laughs and continues teasing Willie]

Junior Smalls: [laughs and gets up] Come on.

[they walk outside the storeage]

Junior Smalls: Think I scared him enough?

Millard: I think he peed his pants.

Junior Smalls: Gonna have to change those shorts.

[Junior and Millard continue laughing]

Junior Smalls: [Dink arrives the wine storage] I bet it ain't old Dink. Hey, need a jar of hooch, buddy? Millard, fetch a pint for Dink.

Dink: Listen, you boys need to get on out of here.

Junior Smalls: [turns to Willie] This your buddy? You know how much he and that mongrel cost us tonight?

Dink: I said you need to get out of here.

Junior Smalls: Hey Millard, listen to who's talking? Mr. Hitler's best friend.

[Millard teases Dink, and Junior takes a shovel]

Junior Smalls: And I think it's you who better get out of here.

Dink: [clutchs the shovel to take it away from Junior as he tries to hit him with it, and shoves Junior to the wall] Get your moonshine and get the hell out of here. And I better never see you around here again, GOT THAT?

Millard: Come on Junior, let's go. Come on!

[Dink puts down the shovel]

Junior Smalls: Yeah, it's getting too damn popular around here anyway.

Dink: [grabs Junior as he tries to walk away and shoves him to the wall again] You better hope that dog lives.

[releases Junior]

Amos Cadbury: What the hell is that ?

Millard: It sure ain't the Pillsbury fucking doughboy.

Millard: Hey rat, rat! I'm talking to you! You want a piece of me? Hey you little shit, fuck off! Come over. I want kick your ass. I'll kick your little rat ass.

Brick Fields: Now it's time to meet your maker, prepare to face the butcher baker, for tonight your ass it toast.

Millard: You gotta be shittin' me?

Millard: Save room for dessert cause I'm coming after you.

Millard: Eat me, you punk bitch!

Brick Fields: Butcher Baker's no one's bitch!

[begins to eat gingerdead man]

Millard: I said you were a smart cookie.

Millard: Awww, ain't that sweet? I see a sappy love story brewing. Baby, it's all over but the crying.