Miles Gloriosus Quotes in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966)
Miles Gloriosus Quotes:
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Miles Gloriosus: Arrange food, drink, entertainment, and a sit-down orgy for fourteen.
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Miles Gloriosus: Oh, her bridal bower becomes a burial bier of bitter bereavement!
Pseudolus: Very good! Can you say "Titus the tailor told ten tall tales to Titania the titmouse"?
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Miles Gloriosus: What is she like?
Pseudolus: A face so fair, a heart so pure - Sir, if you had been born a woman, you would have been she!
Miles Gloriosus: As magnificent as that?
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Miles Gloriosus: You, slave, will be torn apart by horses, to the plaudits of the troops and the amusement of the children.
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Miles Gloriosus: I cannot afford to offend the gods.
Pseudolus: Who can?
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Miles Gloriosus: [shouting] Stand aside everyone!
[pause]
Miles Gloriosus: I take large steps.
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Miles Gloriosus: [about to leave his fiance's funeral] But first, a farewell kiss.
Pseudolus: Of course!
[kisses him]
Miles Gloriosus: Not you!
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Pseudolus: [to the stammering Hysterium] Calm yourself down! I'll tell you when it's time to panic!
Miles Gloriosus: [notices the tampered hourglass] I smell mischief here!
Pseudolus: [suddenly filled with dread] It's time.
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Miles Gloriosus: Now, back to Rome for a quick wedding - and some slow executions!
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