Miles Gloriosus Quotes in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966)

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  • Miles Gloriosus: Arrange food, drink, entertainment, and a sit-down orgy for fourteen.

  • Miles Gloriosus: Oh, her bridal bower becomes a burial bier of bitter bereavement!

    Pseudolus: Very good! Can you say "Titus the tailor told ten tall tales to Titania the titmouse"?

  • Miles Gloriosus: What is she like?

    Pseudolus: A face so fair, a heart so pure - Sir, if you had been born a woman, you would have been she!

    Miles Gloriosus: As magnificent as that?

  • Miles Gloriosus: You, slave, will be torn apart by horses, to the plaudits of the troops and the amusement of the children.

  • Miles Gloriosus: I cannot afford to offend the gods.

    Pseudolus: Who can?

  • Miles Gloriosus: [shouting] Stand aside everyone!

    [pause]

    Miles Gloriosus: I take large steps.

  • Miles Gloriosus: [about to leave his fiance's funeral] But first, a farewell kiss.

    Pseudolus: Of course!

    [kisses him]

    Miles Gloriosus: Not you!

  • Pseudolus: [to the stammering Hysterium] Calm yourself down! I'll tell you when it's time to panic!

    Miles Gloriosus: [notices the tampered hourglass] I smell mischief here!

    Pseudolus: [suddenly filled with dread] It's time.

  • Miles Gloriosus: Now, back to Rome for a quick wedding - and some slow executions!

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