Mike Tyson Quotes in The Hangover (2009)

Mike Tyson: By the way man, where you get that cop car from?

Stu Price: We uh, stole it from these dumbass cops.

Mike Tyson: *Nice*!

[laughing]

Mike Tyson: *Nice*! High five there!... That's nice!

Phil Wenneck: [on video surveillance] Check it out. Stu! Stu, fuck this tiger!

Mike Tyson: Aw, man! Who does shit like that, man?

Phil Wenneck: Someone who has a lotta issues, obviously. I'm a sick man.

Mike Tyson: [to Phil] Like you said - we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up.

Mike Tyson: This is my favorite part coming up right now.

Dante Slate, Jr.: I can get you a part in Hangover 4!

Evander Holyfield: I'm listening.

Mike Tyson: You sonofabitch!

[goes for Slate]

Dante Slate, Jr.: Wait, WAIT, WAIT!

Evander Holyfield: Guard your ears!

Dante Slate, Jr.: Come on, Evander! So the man went batshit and bit your ear off, it's not like he enjoyed it!

Mike Tyson: It tasted like ass!

Dante Slate, Jr.: Hear that? You didn't taste good!