Mike Morgan Quotes in The Prince and Me (2004)

John Morgan: I don't know anyone from Denmark. I've never heard of anyone from there. Have you?

Paige: Yeah, sure.

[long pause]

Paige: Eddie?

Eddie: Um, Kierkegaard, Niels Bohr, Hans Christian Andersen.

John Morgan: [whispers to Mike] Who's Hans Christian Andersen?

Eddie: Um, Lars Ulrich.

Mike Morgan: From Metallica?

Eddie: From Metallica.

Mike Morgan: Get out.

John Morgan: Ok.

Eddie: And, um, Helena Christensen.

John Morgan: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second. The Victoria's Secret model?

Eddie: Yes.

Mike Morgan: Ok, that's gotta be the coolest country in the World now.

John Morgan: Seriously, you should be a superpower.

[all burst out laughting]

Eddie: Yes.

Mike Morgan: I gotta admit, it's awesome to see a strange girl's breasts.

Bump: I'd crawl a mile on broken glass to suck the dick that fucked her last.

Scottie Smith: Shakespeare couldn't've said it better.

Bump: What happened with your chick?

Mike Morgan: I don't know, uh, she and her friends took off.

Bump: What? Oh, you blew it! You do realize that entire conversation was an *I wanna potentially sit on your face* interview, right?

Bump: Mike, sometimes the best part of the party isn't the party, you know what I mean?

Mike Morgan: I know exactly what you mean.

Mike Morgan: What did I do it for? Money. The money we were saving together, the money I was going to buy that shop with. And look what I got for my trouble - stone deaf in one ear, half blind and only one hand. What sort of a man does that make me?