Mike Hagen Quotes in Designing Woman (1957)

Mike Hagen: [narration] Liquor, I've found, makes me very smart sometimes.

Marilla Hagen: [Seeing the mess in Mike's lap] What's that?

Mike Hagen: Ravioli.

Marilla Hagen: Didn't you care for it?

Mike Hagen: Oh, no. It's very good here.

Mike Hagen: You're not crying...?

Marilla Hagen: I'm considering it very seriously.

Mike Hagen: So, what's for dinner?

Marilla Hagen: [realizing] Lori Shannon.

Mike Hagen: For dinner?

Mike Hagen: [to Marilla] How come you cant stand the sight of blood on anyone except me?

Mike Hagen: They're not reading. They're holding them

[newspapers]

Mike Hagen: that way in case the blood spatters.

Mike Hagen: I'm going into the men's room now, to change into the bus boy's green pants.

Mike Hagen: Maxie, cross-eyed!

Maxie Stultz: [repeated line while punching out everyone within reach] Cross-eyed? Cross-eyed?

Mike Hagen: Why is it that you can't stand the sight of blood on anyone but me?

Mike Hagen: Open your eyes and go to sleep!