Mike Edwards Quotes in It Happened at the World's Fair (1963)

Boy: Hey kid, how would you like to kick me in the shin?

Boy: How would I like to kick you in the shin?

Mike Edwards: Uhum.

Boy: Mister are you drunk?

Mike Edwards: No. I'll tell you what, if you kick me in the shin I'll give you a quarter, here.

[Gives the boy a quarter and the boy kicks him]

Mike Edwards: [in pain] Yeoww! That's good! Thanks kid.

[limps off]

Boy: [shaking his head] Adults, they're all nuts!

Danny Burke: You didn't tell me she was put together like that!

Mike Edwards: Can't you tell a nice girl when you meet one?

Danny Burke: Oh oh! Now he's a cub scout. What happened, somebody steal your wolf whistle?

Sue Lin: Ohhhh! Ohhhh! I don't feel good, Mr. Mike. I don't feel good!

Mike Edwards: I wonder why!

Mike Edwards: [Mike won't offer Steve or Father Burke any financial credit for purchasing football equipment] It's no dice, Steve. We don't give credit to busted schools. Those boys of yours will have to play in their underwear.

Steve Aloysius Williams: Michael, my own, I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Mike Edwards: Why not?

Steve Aloysius Williams: When I was buying a hundred grand worth of equipment a season, I was a pretty big man around here. Got ten percent off. Of course I had to kick five percent back to somebody in this outfit. And I'm sure the boss doesn't know about this. I wonder if it's cricket to keep him in the dark?

Mike Edwards: [Promptly goes back out to address Father Burke] Father, will Saturday be soon enough for the delivery?