Mike Connell Quotes in Adventureland (2009)

Mike Connell: Are you crazy? You can't come here!

Em Lewin: [crying] I just can't do this anymore. I'm starting to really fucking hate myself, you know?

Mike Connell: [panicking] Oh, Christ. My wife probably heard me come in. I gotta... we'll find someplace to talk. I gotta go make an excuse. Park outside my mom's house, okay?

Em Lewin: Okay.

Mike Connell: Alright.

Em Lewin: [crying] I don't want to drink. Did you know James went out with Lisa P. last week?

Mike Connell: I know.

Em Lewin: You know.

Mike Connell: You want me to rat out James?

Em Lewin: Right.

Mike Connell: Can you sit down, please? Just for a second.

[Em sits on couch]

Mike Connell: Look you want to end this?

Em Lewin: Yes.

Mike Connell: Hey, James... you still have anymore of those baby joints?

Mike Connell: [watching Lisa P] It's nice when Paulette's got the day off. Put that disco station on.

Bobby: Hey, you know, I'm a one-man woman so...

Mike Connell: Huh?

Bobby: Hmm?

James Brennan: Hey, I heard you jammed with Lou Reed.

Mike Connell: Don't believe everything you hear.

James Brennan: Okay.

Mike Connell: I'll tell you about it sometime.

James Brennan: So, where does your band play?

Mike Connell: Usual shitholes around town. I need better musicians. I'm starting a new band out in L.A.

James Brennan: Los Angeles?

Mike Connell: Yeah, it's going to be cool. Going this winter.

James Brennan: [kid pukes near James] Jesus! Nasty.

Mike Connell: You'll get better at avoiding that.