Mike Barnes Quotes in The Karate Kid Part III (1989)

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Mike Barnes Quotes:

  • [Cobras are leaving Daniel/Jessica stranded on ropes]

    Daniel Larusso: Hey!

    Snake: Yes, sweetheart?

    Daniel Larusso: Pull us up, man!

    Mike Barnes: The stakes just went up. Give us the tree.

    Jessica Andrews: No, Daniel, don't!

    Daniel Larusso: [does anyway] All right, but just be careful.

    Dennis: [laughing evilly] What are you going to do with it?

    Snake: Replant it.

    [raises it and acts like he's gonna thrust it in the canyon]

    Snake: Down there!

    Daniel Larusso: NO!

    Jessica Andrews: NO!

    Mike Barnes: [disgusted] Enough talk. Give me the tree!

    [takes it]

    Mike Barnes: Okay. Now you want it, right?

    Daniel Larusso: Yes!

    Jessica Andrews: Yes!

    Mike Barnes: And you don't want me to replant down there?

    Daniel Larusso: Yes.

    Jessica Andrews: Yes.

    Mike Barnes: Hey, Daniel.

    [breaks the trunk of the tree]

    Mike Barnes: Make a wish.

    [goes off laughing very hard with Dennis and Snake]

    Daniel Larusso: [looks at the injured tree very heart broken]

  • Snake: [entering shop] What's that smell?

    Mike Barnes: I don't know.

    [sniffs air]

    Mike Barnes: It smells like yellow streak.

    Daniel Larusso: Hey! Okay! This isn't funny anymore.

    Snake: [real cocky] Oh, I know.

    Mike Barnes: Sign the application yet?

    Daniel Larusso: No.

    Snake: [calls across the room] Hey Dennis! He didn't sign it yet.

    Dennis: [puts something down he was looking at and shakes his head back and forth making tsking sounds. Then he karate chops some shoji windows]

  • Daniel Larusso: [practicing karate in garden when suddenly the gate busts open]

    Mike Barnes: Hey shit head! Why'd you call the cops on me?

    Daniel Larusso: Why'd you take the trees?

    Mike Barnes: You have no proof.

    Daniel Larusso: Did the tooth fairy leave the application?

    [the two fight until Barnes has Daniel on the ground]

    Mike Barnes: [steps on Daniel's throat] How'd you make it last year? Much less win?

    Terry Silver: Let him up!

    Mike Barnes: Who are you? His mother?

    Terry Silver: Maybe.

    [They fight until, Terry Silver has Mike by the hair]

    Mike Barnes: [afraid he's going to fall, he leans a hand on Silver for balance]

    Terry Silver: Don't touch me. Don't touch me!

    Mike Barnes: [shaking lets go]

    Terry Silver: Now, if I ever even see you on the same street with this kid I will seriously mess you up. Okay?

    Mike Barnes: Ok...

    Terry Silver: OKAY?

    Mike Barnes: YES!

    Terry Silver: [lets him go] Good!

    [kicks his butt]

    Terry Silver: Now get the hell out of here!

    Mike Barnes: [zooms out of garden]

    Terry Silver: [helping Daniel up] Who was that guy?

    Daniel Larusso: The guy I'm going to be fighting.

    Terry Silver: Oh. Well, here I brought your book.

    Daniel Larusso: Thanks.

    Terry Silver: Now let me give you a little lesson on how to deal with punks like that.

  • Terry Silver: There you are.

    Daniel Larusso: Yeah. I had to do some thinking.

    Terry Silver: And?

    Daniel Larusso: I decided not to fight in the tournament this year. I figured that's the least of respect I owe you. Just to let you know.

    Terry Silver: You owe me alot more than that, Danny-boy.

    Daniel Larusso: Oh, I can have the payment for the lessons in a couple of weeks. I just need to get the money.

    Terry Silver: No money. You're getting in that ring and fighting the tournament. That will be how you pay for the lessons.

    Daniel Larusso: Wait. Mr. Silver, you can't make me do anything I don't want to do.

    Terry Silver: [laughs] Danny, Danny. Since the moment I met you, I've been making you do things you don't want to do.

    Daniel Larusso: [confused] What do you mean?

    Terry Silver: What do I mean?

    [calls in office]

    Terry Silver: Shall we show him what I mean?

    Mike Barnes: [steps out] I'm what he's talking about $hit head.

    Terry Silver: We have a little agenda here, Daniel.

    [so excited spits out]

    Terry Silver: Either you fight one day or you fight for the rest of your life.

    [even more hyped up]

    Terry Silver: So what's it going to be Danny boy?

    Daniel Larusso: It's going to be that I'm not going to fight.

    Terry Silver: You don't have to. You can just stand there and let him kick your@$$ for the whole 3 minutes.

    Mike Barnes: [attacks Daniel] You're doing this to yourself.

  • [in Semi-Final fight, winning 2-0]

    Mike Barnes: [sees Daniel and goes] You're next LaRusso! I own you.

    [with that he finishes his opponent off]

  • [the Cobras are pulling Daniel/Jessica but stop about 95% of the way up so they can get the application]

    Daniel Larusso: Hey! Pull us up!

    Snake: First give us the application.

    Daniel Larusso: No! I'll give it to you when we get up there.

    Mike Barnes: [lets Jessica fall for 1/2 second. She's fallen 5 feet]

    Daniel Larusso: All right! All right!

    [gives it to Snake]

    Daniel Larusso: Here.

    Mike Barnes: Check it out.

    Snake: [does] It's cool.

    Mike Barnes: [points at Daniel lecturing] You back out of this and this will seem like a pretty nice dream compared to what we all will do to you... and her.

  • Mike Barnes: Sir, you said if I come down here and beat this LaRusso kid, I can have 25 percent ownership in you new dojos? Well, to perform my best, which I fully intend to do, I'm gonna need 50 percent.

    Terry Silver: Whoa... I'm afraid I can't give you any more than 35!

    Mike Barnes: I guess I'll be on my way, then... nice meeting everybody.

    [turns to leave]

    Terry Silver: Hey...

    [Mike turns around]

    Terry Silver: ... you fight as hard as you negotiate?

    Mike Barnes: Harder.

    Terry Silver: All right, you got it. 50 percent.

    Mike Barnes: And I can get that in writing?

    Terry Silver: By noon today.

    Mike Barnes: Mr. Silver, you just bought yourself a champion.

  • Mike Barnes: Come on, get up! Get on that line! Get on that line, LaRusso! You're worthless! Your slope teacher's nothing! Get up, man! You're no champion! Get up! You suck, LaRusso! You suck, man! And your teacher's karate shit! You hear me! It's shit!

    [Daniel looks over at Silver and Kreese]

    Mike Barnes: You're a joke, LaRusso! Your karate's a joke and your teacher isn't worth shit! He's nothing! He's nothing! And you're nothing! I own you! I own you, LaRusso! Where's your little Jap teacher now, huh! He's a phony, man! He's a fake!

    [Daniel looks over at Mr. Miyagi]

    Mike Barnes: And he didn't teach you nothing! Your karate's shit! You hear me! Get up!

  • Mike Barnes: [Jessica has just called him a slimeball for his improper advances] ... Oh, that's cute. Did your mother teach you that one?

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