Mike Banning Quotes in London Has Fallen (2016)

Mike Banning: [hands Ben a pistol] Point this end towards the bad guy.

Benjamin Asher: This is not good, Mike.

Mike Banning: Stay in here, stay down, and if anybody but me opens that door, you empty that into him.

Benjamin Asher: What if you don't come back?

Mike Banning: You're fucked.

Benjamin Asher: Mike...

Mike Banning: Don't jinx me.

[closes the doors]

Benjamin Asher: That was inspiring...

Mike Banning: [the President just saved his life by killing a bad guy] I was wondering when you were gonna come out of the closet.

Benjamin Asher: That's not funny.

Benjamin Asher: [after Banning kills a terrorist as his brother listens via radio] Was that necessary?

Mike Banning: No.

Mike Banning: [fighting Kamran] You know what you assholes don't get? We're not a fucking building! We're not a fucking flag! We're not just one man! Assholes like you have been trying to kill us for a long fucking time. But you know what? A thousand years from now, we'll still fucking be here!

Benjamin Asher: [out jogging] What are you made of?

Mike Banning: [starts running backwards] Burbon and poor choices sir

SAS SGT: There's more than 100 terrorists in there!

Mike Banning: Yeah? Well, they should've brought more men.

Mike Banning: [about the President's bad driving] The car is bullet proof, not politician proof.

Benjamin Asher: [after a narrow escape] What took you so long?

Mike Banning: I had a couple errands to run.

Mike Banning: Why don't you boys pack up your shit and head back to Fuckheadistan or wherever it is you're from.

Mike Banning: How was your vacation, sir?

VP Trumbull: Do you have any idea the joy a man experiences pulling a 7 pound king mackerel out of the waters around the bay?

Mike Banning: No, sir, I don't.

VP Trumbull: Neither do I...

Lynne Jacobs: [dying] I never thought you'd outlive me.

Mike Banning: [struggling to compose himself] Me neither.

Lynne Jacobs: [fiercely] Do me a favor. Stay alive. You gotta live to see your kid. Make those fuckers pay.

Mike Banning: I don't know about you, but I'm thirsty as fuck.

[drinks up a glass of water]

Mike Banning: Mmm.

Benjamin Asher: [about a drone strike on Barkawi] We didn't know his family would be there, his daughter was among those that died.

Mike Banning: Well it looks like he got his revenge

SAS SGT: [Mike is about to storm the terrorists' bunker] Are you fucking crazy?

Mike Banning: Yeah, wish me luck.

Agent: How did this happen, Mike?

Mike Banning: They only have to get it right once.

Mike Banning: [to Kang] Why don't you and I play a game of fuck off. You go first.

General Edward Clegg: I am giving you a direct order!

Mike Banning: Newsflash asshole - I don't work for you.

Mike Banning: [walking in front of the heavily damaged White House, and over dead bodies of their colleagues] Sorry about the house, sir.

President Benjamin Asher: It's ok. I believe it's insured.

Secret Service Director Lynn Jacobs: [on the phone after Mike has mentioned an altercation with one of the terrorists] Is he alive?

Mike Banning: Now ask me a serious question...

Mike Banning: Classified? Really? Well right now I believe I have the proverbial need to fuckin' know.

Ray Monroe: [giving abort code] Hashtag.

Mike Banning: What?

Ray Monroe: Hashtag.

Secret Service Director Lynn Jacobs: Shift 3!

Kang: I underestimated you. It will not happen again.

Mike Banning: There is no again. You're gonna die down there. Alone. Cut off from the rest of the world. My advice - save the last bullet for yourself. Because if you don't, I'm gonna stick my knife through your brain. But don't worry. I'm going to leak the photos of your body to the press. You know, because I know you like that kind of shit.

Mike Banning: Come on. Scoot back. Put your belt on.

Connor: What if I don't?

Mike Banning: Then O'Neil here is gonna punch you in the nuts.

Mike Banning: [after stabbing and killing one of his prisoners, he wipes the bloody knife on the leg of the second prisoner] Yeah, I guess I'm a little rusty... I like your friend, though. He seems like a funny guy.

[first lines]

Mike Banning: You're going to seriously try to rope-a-dope me? That's an old man's move.

President Benjamin Asher: I am an old man.

Mike Banning: No, you're not. But you box like one.

Carol Lindquist: Do you need a lot of money?

Mike Banning: Everybody needs a lot of money.

Mike Banning: I hit golf balls, Carol. That's how I make my living.

Angela Barr: Like me?

Mike Banning: Almost as much as you do. You better not go near any reflecting pools - you're liable to fall in and drown.

Angela Barr: Ouch! Get me a drink.

Mike Banning: You get it. You're a big, strong man.